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Got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Every time Katherine revved up the microwave Id piss my pants and forget who i was for half an hour or so. Well I am Married to my wife Kath and have two kids and my dog Snotz. Watch out for Snotz hes got a little Mississippi Leg..heh heh if you know what I mean. It's better to let him finish. Let him have a ride and he'll take you all the way to town. I've been out of work for the past seven years. Kath says I should find some temporary work to help pay the bills but I'm holding out for a management position. So with the extra money I bought me a Recreational Vehicle and she is a Beaut... Only problem is the Shitter gets backed up whenever I eat too much of that Mexican food.

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Why I was fired....

Why I was fired.... For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:02:00 GMT

Isle of Man TT ride along video, AMAZING

wow, the ability is amazing. the mental concentration or plain being mental to go that fast on public roads. Amazing really amazing. [Moto] David Jeffries full lap TTby michto93
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Surprisingly, Mr. Thompson knows the biz very well.

"The television business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long, plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and where weak men die like dogs, but you can get free cookies."-Hunter S. Thomps...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:14:00 GMT

The last place I would try to rob is a gun store.

A news story from my hometown.Store clerk recalls details of robbery Friday, December 7, 2007By AMANDA BUCK - Bulletin Staff WriterWhen two men came into the gun store where he was working alone on ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:33:00 GMT

What I want 4 Christmas.

a gixxer cart!
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:06:00 GMT

My kinda biker, crazy!

Sportster MX! .vitallink {font-size: 12px; margin: 2px 0 7px 0; text-align: center; color: 004070; text-decoration: underline;}.vitallink a:hover{color: 777;}See More Motocross Videos a...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:47:00 GMT

Buell for sale

Selling a bike for my brother.2000 Buell X1 Lightning 1200cc asking $3450 Blue Book value is $4950 without extras.16k miles.Clear title, in hand.Cash only. No trades.Has optional factory PM wheels.Lim...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:12:00 GMT

Jimmy Dean Sausage

This is an actual customer complaint received by Jimmy Dean Sausage toll free consumer feedback line. Some southern guy and his big family is pissed that Jimmy Dean has reduced the size of their sausa...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:00:00 GMT

Buelltoberfest

getting ready for the shindig and now the bike is sick :( Gotta figure it out and put on a new tire. Busy, busy.
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:26:00 GMT

SUPERMOTO!

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Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:50:00 GMT