I am Currently in My Mid 30's. I have spent most of my adult life in Prison. Mostly for Public Drunkeness and/or Nudity.
I was able to fool my wife, Kathy, into marrying me...insuring her a lifetime of Embarrassment.
I was abandoned at a young age and raised in "the wild".
I have dabbled in many occupations including time spent as a(n): Night Clerk at an Adult Bookstore, Dancing with the Stars Contestant, Devil Rays General Manager, Pro Wrestling Manager, Fry Cook, Porn Star (Gay & Straight), Longshoreman, Night Club Comic, Moonshiner, High School Guidence Counselor, Gangsta Rapper, Typing Teacher, Counterfitter, Postal Worker, Mob Hitman, Cockfighting Color Commentator, Chippendale's Dancer, Motivational Speaker, Proctologist, Male Escort, Washington Lobbyist
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