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About Me

It all started in a petri dish on a muggy July night... although my parents would tell you that I was born in December... I grew up poor with lots and lots of fancy things... I was very loud at being quiet and happy about being angry...
Then I was introduced to a group of people who would become close friends of mine... and that's when things started to contradict themselves...
I learned to love Jack Daniel's and let it take control... I now sometimes pee in fountains... and pass out in strange places... I often hang out in strip clubs with the intent to meet nice wholesome women with strict morals and a good sense of ethics...
I'm getting a puppy... his name will Dr. Scientist...
I also think that little kitties are the cutest animals alive but they eventually turn into cats that suck and are pretty lame... Puppies are cute and turn into dogs... it's a no brainer... get kitties but throw them away when they get older... jk... get dogs their awesome!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


People that want to meet me! haha


Likes & Dislikes:

Likes: Dislikes:

    Eyeliner
    Tattoos
    sleeping on the right side of the bed
    Drinking WAY too much then acting like an idiot
    Drunk dialing friends Part-time Ninjas The girl that got away
    Polkadots
    Getting punched in the face!
    Liars
    Drugs Evil ninjas The girl that came back

My Blog

4 valuable lessons for your new puppy...

I got a little 8 week old pup last night and I learned a few new valuable lessons this morning...Lesson number 1: Don't put a puppy on your bed after a full night of not peeing... she will pee... then...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:43:00 GMT

Turns Out... It Was Super Sweet

I was at work at Warehouse Live the other day and was about to leave when my good buddy Jason mentioned that he was gonna be at some MTV thing all day the next day. I said that I thought that sounded ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 14:07:00 GMT

I Don't Suggest You Try This!

So... Some of you know this... and some of you are about to find out... I got into a car accident last on Friday (12/2) and I gotta say, That was some scary shit! Matt was driving and my buddy Jonatha...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:15:00 GMT

apparently I could write a book...

Well here's another one for the memoirs... And keep in mind that I'm telling you these stories because I know that when I tell them, they almost entertain me... so they must be somewhat entertaining t...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 16:36:00 GMT

So There's Not Many Guys Like This...

There's a lot of people out there who don't necessarily know who I am as a true person... a lot of people see me on the surface and thats about it. Nice package... good personality. Now... a lot of pe...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:42:00 GMT

Ok... so I REALLLLLY need to stop Drinking!

For those of you who really know me and I guess even for some of you who don't. I like to do a fair bit of drinking. And sometimes when I drink I like to go a bit overboard. My aching jaw, pictur...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:44:00 GMT

How Do You Get Over Someone?

{I would like to point out that this was writen in June}   So as most of you know I work at a bar called The Dirt on Tuesdays and Fridays. And I've decided that in an attempt to pass some ti...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Dallas I think...???!!!

Well... This could be interesting for more than one reason. First, I'm writing this from my SidekickII (One of the better mobile creations and my best way to kill time while not at home) and two, thi...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

My Favorite Thing Shuan Said Tonight

Ok... for those of you who do not know Shaun , he is part of the dynamic duo that opened .Shaun has a tendency to say some of the most "left field" type stuff and it's usually quite entertaining... So...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

The HUSTLER CLUB Weekend

So me and the guys from The Hunger and IH5 went down to New Orleans this weekend on a special invite to Larry Flint's Hustler Club. The ride down was rediculous. We all decided to pile into IH5's "VAN...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT