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Zanzibar The Rock God

You've Done Been Smote.

About Me


My Interests

Hey! While you're here, why don't you buy my stuff? It'll make me rich and happy! Now doesn't that sound nice?

Music:


Movies:

Movie of the Week: 28 Days Later. Dem zombies is fast!

Television:

Show of the Week: Chuck and Pushing Daisies! And, of course, Kitchen Nightmares. Ramsay kicks some serious ass and says stuff like "I'm gob smacked!"

Books:

I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert.

My Blog

Birthdays and Bleeding Ears

How do everyone!Thanks to all who wished me happiness as I traversed one year closer to death! It means a lot to me!So, this past weekend I had the opportunity to be at Lowe's Motorspeedway for which ...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:22:00 PST

A Very Special PITF! Awards - The Olympic Edition

So the Olympics are over and all I can say is thank Jesus. Now, I pretty much watched the Olympics from the opening to closing and I enjoyed quite a bit of it. But really, water polo? Seriously? Who t...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:14:00 PST

The Punch In The Face Awards! August Edition!

Oh it's on! And I have my itchy Punching hand ready! Let's start with beer! Now before I attack this time honored institution, let me explain that I likes me some beer! BUT! Do we really need all thi...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:17:00 PST

Inside The Looking Glass...

As I was sitting in the dentist's office waiting for a root canal, something horrible happened. A Kelly Clarkson song came on. By midsong I was ready to just Tom Hanks the mother fucker out of me (For...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:51:00 PST

The Punch In The Face Awards! - July Edition!

     Before I get into the heavy duty blogging which has been itching at me for a bit, I just want to speak about George Carlin. Growing up a dork, I had a lot of free time on my hands ...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:21:00 PST

Who dat?

Wow! Look at all the changes!There has been so much going on and here I am missing it like nobody's business!So, on to updates! Work has been eating me alive. For the past month and a half or so it ha...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:00:00 PST

Drunken Rambling as it were....

Scraped knee, busted lipThoughts of sorrow, hands on her hipShattered ego, crushed prideThoughts of lust, hands that glideBitten lip, Blood ever flowing,No love for life, yet desire ever growingI wish...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:37:00 PST

Back to the FLA.

Hey everybody! I hope this blarg finds all of you well, despite Tax Day which for me was like getting repeatedly poked in the eye by a person with gnarly hangnails.That aside, sorry for the lack of bl...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:49:00 PST

Happy Leaping Friday!

It occurred to me today that here in the Dirty Penn that just when you think it can't get any colder, the next day gets colder and then the next is even COLDER! Christ, it's been months since I felt m...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

The Gay Menace!

I have absolutely no problem with homosexuality. None. They make fantastic interior decorators. Besides everybody needs to fuck something right? And it's better the same sex, then say, humping or scis...
Posted by Zanzibar The Rock God on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST