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Josh

I'm The Scum Of The Earth. I Am HUMANITY.

About Me

I'm a lazy American whose dreams and aspirations will never come true, mainly because of my own actions. I do the best I can. I love my family, and would sacrifice anything for them. Even you.
Speaking of family, I have 2 beautiful girls and a girlfriend that both make my day and drive me insane at the same time. They're that talented. If you harm them, I'll rip your balls off. If you don't have balls, I'll surgically draft them to you, then rip them off.
I dabble in creative writing when I have time. Having a full time job and being a father of two drains most of my creative will, but I do what I can. If you're on my friends list, you can view several of my abominations in my blog. Most of my stories are on a site called Magazine of the Dead.
New Magazine of the Dead (Vol 2): Stories for Replicants:
I've become interested in Japanese (and occasionally other asian) cinema. Anything by Takashi Miike is great. There's a whole new world of ideas over there (because Hollywood's about out), and I highly suggest you check some out, if you don't mind reading the subtitles.
Other than that, if you have a question, just ask me. I'll lie to you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most people of interest have already been taken from us.

Feel free to attempt to prove me wrong.

Music:

As of now this is what I'm listening to most of the time:
Type O Negative
Nightwish
Days Of The New
Hurt
Rush
Foo Fighters
The Birthday Massacre

Movies:

Azumi
Audition
Stacy
Escape From New York
Army Of Darkness
The Crow

Television:

I don't watch TV.
However, some of the boxed sets I own are:
Firefly
Scrubs
Invader Zim
Texhnolyze
Sledgehammer!
Seinfeld

Books:

I'm currently reading "The Plague" by Albert Camus whenever I'm not wasting away on the Internets.

Heroes:

My mom and dad
Frank Zappa
Malcom Reynolds

My Blog

Another excerpt...some of you have already read this.

This is the prologue to a story I'm currently working on.  I've written several drafts of this, and decided to post an early version to see what you think.  Some of you have already read thi...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:54:00 PST

8 Random facts (Tag if you want it)

My 8 random facts: Here are the rules.Each player starts with 8 random facts and habits about themselves.People who are tagged need write their own blog about their 8 things and post these rules.At th...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:08:00 PST

Fuck Cho, I wrote this weeks before he commited senseless murder and compared himself to Jesus.

The Customer Is Always PsychoticBy Joshua Weston Breanna tightened her scrunchie around her ponytail and picked up the tray of food. Her scowl of disparagement and depression was wiped away with the s...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST

Do I look like a celebrity? Hell no. But humor me...

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Posted by Josh on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

Disclaimer: Involves dismemberment and eye gouging.

Perfidy  By Joshua Weston   Usually when an employee is destined to be laid to rest, the decision is made based on the opinions and experiences over a period of weeks, sometimes months. ...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

If you're confused by this story, don't worry. You're supposed to be.

Home Is Where the Knife Is   By Joshua Weston   Morgan sat still with his hands in his lap, hunched over, staring at his wife Mindy.  Mindy looked at him gently, her beautifully plump...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

My List of Badass Screen Personas, Vol. 1

There are some actors/actresses that appear in movies that we prefer more than others.  People that come on screen and you go "Hey, this movie may not suck after all!"  Some are badasses, ot...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

Not as bad as the previous two, but still pretty questionable...

The Damning Effect By Joshua Weston Marci missed the smell of aftershave.  She couldn't explain why.  It wasn't one of Peter's best smells, but it was his.  She sat up in bed, dren...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

This story's gonna land me in an institution...

Never Judge A Book By Its Cover By Joshua Weston His face was somewhat attractive.  He stared at  the mirror into his own eyes.  He didn't think he was ugly.  Why did he hate himse...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Words of Pissdom by Joshua Weston

* Never drink gasoline * Sitting in your room punching yourself in the face is counterproductive. * Fetus butter sandwiches are not as wholesome as they sound. * Why is it that cow tipping at a farm i...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST