Heather B™ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

-i looove betsy johnson
-i love my gay men
-i collect parking tickets
-i golf
-i make fun of people when im drunk
-i make friends everywhere
-i have a celebrity twin...

My Interests

life, music, sweet aviators, tacky jewelry, people with cool tattoos, guitar hero, blue moon, yankee candles, old pictures, blueberry white tea, vacations, people who make me laugh, silly drunks, boats and fishing, sun dresses, movie nights, new and old loves, sour patch kids, jamba juice, family, summer summer summer.

I'd like to meet:

edie sedgwick and andy warhol, courtney love, hugh heff, merrill nisker, johnny cash, marie antoinette, tommy lee, jennavecia from the bad girls club, and people with no boundaries who decided to throw the morals out the window.

Music:

a little bit of everything with no country added

Movies:

rule

Television:

pretty neat

Books:

love em

Heroes:

all of you assholes.
and of course...

My Blog

on lockdown in wauconda il

I dont feel too strongly about moving from the city where i have lived for 2 years, to a town without even an existing walgreens. However, i sucked it up, repeated to myself that i love my job, packed...
Posted by Heather B™ on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:28:00 PST

dear officer dykefest

thank you for giving me a rediculous ticket which took away my license.its understandable that you are angry because i called you names, however, i think that you should take your career and move it t...
Posted by Heather B™ on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:08:00 PST

i count on my daily horoscope

Every morning after crying in the car, i sit at my desk that i would rather set on fire, and look up my daily horoscope which is never right. CANCER DAILY HOROSCOPE FOR JULY 14, 2006Your desire for ex...
Posted by Heather B™ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST

flourescent raincoats and keds

my favorite customer at the office is this lady named jennifer.She calls the law office about 3 times a week, needing a lawyer for something new every time. Not only that, but the woman will keep me o...
Posted by Heather B™ on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:44:00 PST

not agressive unless provoked

JULY BIRTHDAYS:Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about peo...
Posted by Heather B™ on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST

just call me cruella

. You scored as Cruella De Ville. Your alter ego is Cruella De Ville! You hurt little puppies and have bad hair... shame on you!Cruella De Ville88_font>Goofy81_font>Cinderella81_font>The Beast75_font>...
Posted by Heather B™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST