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Roger

pretentious_illiterate

About Me

I was actually born with the name Betty Bryner.
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DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

My Interests

Rap battles

I'd like to meet:

Chris Christopherson.

Music:

Old 97s, Wilco, Pink Floyd, Ben Folds, Violent Femmes

Movies:

Ong Bok, Rushmore, The Burbs

Television:

Master Pick-up Artist, L-HOP (That's how I refer to "Little House on the Prairie") Silk Stockings.

Books:

Dharma Bums, The Sun Also Rises, Lord of the Flies, Treasure Island

Heroes:

Michael Bolton

My Blog

Vin Diesels Redemption

The frost hangs in the air,  he hears sirens distant and muffled.  He pulls his coat tighter around him, and picks up his pace.  As Vin Diesel walks the cold city streets he thinks abou...
Posted by Roger on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

A Sense of Urgency

Have you noticed that if you show enough sense of urgency you can get away with running around and yelling at people?  Infact with enough sense of urgency I think you can get away with punching s...
Posted by Roger on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:16:00 PST

Duels

Don't you ever wish that all your troubles, and all the pain in your life was personified in the form of an evil nemesis, or evil twin.  I know I do.  If that was the case, at some point in ...
Posted by Roger on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST

A Garbled Message

I've been trying to come up with something to write about, but I couldn't come up with anything on one subject, so I'm just putting a few short thoughts down, or as I call them "Thought Grenades". I w...
Posted by Roger on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

Making yourself at Home

Some people try to make their home pleasant and welcoming to any visitor that might pass through their door.  I take the opposite approach.  I belong to the school of thought that guests sho...
Posted by Roger on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST

Valentine's dating tips

It's closing in on Valentine's.  There's a lot of pressure to make it 'special', for that person you call your 'significant other'.  To help ease that pressure I've got some tips to keep Val...
Posted by Roger on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

Bear Claws and Doughnuts

I sat back on my couch, it was almost midnight, and a light rain fell.  I looked out the window and thought of doughnuts.  I grabbed my jacket, ducked out the door, and ran to my car.  ...
Posted by Roger on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST

Reasons why I want to live on a boat

I've told people before about my desire to live on a boat.  Some people have discouraged me about the idea, and have tried to talk some sense into me.  Well I've decided to rebuttle with som...
Posted by Roger on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

Inspirational letter from a teenage girl

Hey It's me, I seriously can't believe how awesome yet so awful life can be.  I mean you wake up everyday and say, "I hate my hips, I can't deal with all the S#*t" and then you look outside and s...
Posted by Roger on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

Kevin Eubanks

If you ever watch the Tonight Show, you may have noticed the guitar player Kevin Eubanks.  I've been watching for sometime now and I've paid close attention to make sure I'm not just imagining it...
Posted by Roger on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST