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Sexy Hamburger

Hello, Friend. The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly. The morning dew

About Me

this layout is from whateverlife.com! "As for me, l would a thousand times rather go to perdition and suffer its torments with the brave, grand thinkers of the world, than go to heaven and keep the company of a god who would damn his children for an honest belief."
- Robert Ingersoll
Introverted - Sensing - Thinking - Judging
ISTJs are often called inspectors. They have a keen sense of right and wrong, especially in their area of interest and/or responsibility. They are noted for devotion to duty. Punctuality is a watchword of the ISTJ.
As do other Introverted Thinkers, ISTJs often give the initial impression of being aloof and perhaps somewhat cold. Effusive expression of emotional warmth is not something that ISTJs do without considerable energy loss.
ISTJs are most at home with "just the facts, Ma'am." They seem to perform at highest efficiency when employing a step-by-step approach. Once a new procedure has proven itself (i.e., has been shown "to work,") the ISTJ can be depended upon to carry it through, even at the expense of their own health.
ISTJs are easily frustrated by the inconsistencies of others, especially when the second parties don't keep their commitments. But they usually keep their feelings to themselves unless they are asked. Truth wins out over tact.
"We've always done it this way" is often reason enough for many ISTJs. Threats to time-honored established organizations (e.g., a "run" on the bank) are the undoing...and are to be fought at all costs.
http://www.typelogic.com/istj.html
"If people read stuff they wouldn't look like assclowns 97% of the time."
- Kevin Stone
"Women have been taught that in order to have a place in the world, an identity, they must marry and have children. If that's the life you truly want, great. But for many women, marriage is only about needing the world to know that someone desires them enough to say, 'Here's a contract to prove that I love you and will commit to you for the rest of my life.' For these women, no contract equals no validation - and, thus, no reason for existing."
- Salma Hayek
I am the Poplar Tree (The Uncertainty)
-- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
WARNING: If you can't handle nonchalant sarcasm, then don't bother messanging me. If I like ya enough, I'll be nice to you...
Maybe.
Your Birthdate: May 4
Being born on the 4th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer.
You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize.
Sincere and honest, you are a serious and hard working individual.
Your feelings are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times.
The number 4 has something of an inhibiting effect on your ability to show and express affections, as feeling are very closely regulated and controlled.
You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details.
There is a great deal of rigidity and stubbornness associated with the number 4. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
"I'm too black for white people; too white for black people. Most [importantly], I'm too smart for stupid people, so I don't bother with them."
- some call me TBC
Fuck the penguin.
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My Interests

Everyone is in a position to see me.
Few are in a position to come in close contact with me.
Everyone sees what I appear to be.
Few experience who I really am.

Family, Carlos and friends. Not much else. I've become a boring workaholic.
"Anyone can face tribulation, crisis, calamity and personal suffering and come out on the other side as a stronger person. You don't need a supernatural force or a messiah to grant you power to get through it. You are a human being. You are a magnificent, wonderful, and complex being with the ability to think, reason, and create. You are more powerful then you know. Within you is strength that many of us aren't aware even exists. Sometimes the only way we know this strength is by going through hard times."
- Ian

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Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Boobies' Names Are: Betty and Veronica

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I'd like to meet:

No one.

Music:

In lieu of writing down a bunch of artists, I will list songs I can't get enough of (new and old).
"Top Down" - Swizz Beatz
"Question" - System of a Down
"Rock Star" - R. Kelly (yeah, I know) featuring Luda & Kid Rock
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid" - My Chemical Romance

Your Band Name Is
The Free Range Ladies Band Name Generator

Movies:

Batman Begins. Lie with Me. City of God. Mallrats. Dogma. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Waiting... Collateral. Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior. Face/Off. The Pianist. The Bourne Identity. 28 Days Later. Once Upon a Time in America. A Bronx Tale. Traffic. Heat (1995). Splendor. For Love of Ivy. Friday. Who's The Man?. Zebrahead. Fear of a Black Hat. Hurricane Streets. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Goodfellas. Fear (1996). Flirting. Ocean's Eleven (2001). Threesome. The Big Hit. Boogie Nights. The Score. Boiler Room. The Fast and the Furious. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Ever After: A Cinderella Story. Big Daddy. The Sound of Music. Titanic (1997). Carmen Jones (1954). The Best Years of Our Lives. Holiday (1939). Sabrina (1954). Splendor in the Grass. Bonnie and Clyde. The Parent Trap (1961).
I pretty much go in the genres of action, suspense and comedy, and avoid most overly sappy chick-flicks and horror movies. Funny, I can ride rollercoasters with the greatest of ease but I can't stomach a gory flick. Go figure.

Television:

SPORTS:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers , The Ohio State Buckeyes, and Florida State Seminoles Football. New York Mets Baseball. Mixed Martial Arts. New Jersey Devils Hockey. English Premiership Football. NCAA Division I Basketball. ESPNEWS. Pardon the Interruption.

Everything else:

The Tudors. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List. Dog The Bounty Hunter. Flip This House. The (White) Rapper Show. The X Effect. My Two Cents. Lincoln Heights. Forensic Files. The FBI Files. The New Detectives. Dominic Dunne: Power, Privilege and Justice. Penn and Teller...Bullshit! Maury. The Investigators.

Books:

Woe to the Women: The Bible Tells Me So.
The God Delusion.
Destined to Witness: Growing Up Black in Nazi Germany

Heroes:

My paternal grandmother for putting up with me!
...and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. :)
"If God made the body and the body is dirty - the fault lies with the manufacturer."

- Lenny Bruce

My Blog

I Wanna Go to Hell...

...MICHIGAN!!!   HELL, Michigan (AP) - They're planning a hot time in Hell on Tuesday. The day bears the date of 6-6-06, or abbreviated as 666 a number that carries hellish significance. And the...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:37:00 PST

Another reason to love people.

You're standing at a bus stop. All is quiet. Maybe a little grumbling about the bus being late, but whatever. Your bus arrives, you get on, pay your fare and find a place to sit, or stand. Suddenly, e...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:41:00 PST

Can I Just Say...?

How much I hate the saying: "What's good." Especially if it's spelled like this: "wats good," or "wuts good"     Anybody else with me on this? ...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:19:00 PST

Things I Like (Updated)

Yes, I'm a pessimist and scrooge and I hate many things that most people like - or most things people think I'm supposed to like (i.e., Christmas, Valentine's Day, cake, ice cream, flowers, ...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:31:00 PST

Valentine's Day is like herpes...

Just because it comes back every year, doesn't mean you have to like it.     Thanks, Jenn!
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST

I'm glad the Steelers won, but...

...the refs FUCKED that game up! Ben Roethlisberger (aka my future husband......don't I wish!) is getting his beard shaved on Late Night with David Letterman tonight. Yes, I will be watching!!! And ye...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:26:00 PST

"Something New"...or not

I've been thinking about seeing this movie, 'cause it's nice to see a black/white couple where the woman's black and the man is white. But I did a little reading about it, and I changed my mind, just ...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 02:03:00 PST

Thank You To Everyone...

...for your thoughts and well-wishes for my family. Unfortunately, Grandpa passed away this evening. I will be headed back to Ohio soon for the service. Thanks again.
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:55:00 PST

On a lighter note...

Thank you Steelers... ...but a BIG "Thank You" goes out to the SEATTLE SEAHAWKS. Shut your mouths, Steve Smith and John Fox. Come play golf with the rest of us!!!...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST

He passed...but he didn't.

What happened today: Earlier today I called my great-grandmother to see about grandpa's condition. She told me that he'd passed away about an hour before I called. He had been in a coma for a few...
Posted by Sexy Hamburger on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST