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Brian

Stevens to the Rescue! We would be just fine if we didnt have to beat TWO coaches every week. Fulmer

About Me

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My Interests

About me:I have a huge sense of humor, i love to laugh and love to make other people laugh. I like to hang out with my crew,haha I have a very busy life, got a little one, Abby, i play sports just about year round between basketball, bowling, softball, etc.... I love to play texas holdem, try me if you dare, haha... Last but not least i pretty much live and breathe UT Sports esp football and basketball. If it's football season don't call me on saturday, i'll be in Ktown! UT Football is kinda more of an obsession really, LOL!

I'd like to meet:

God,Peyton Manning, Carl Pickens, James Stewart, Al Wilson, Travis Henry. Bruce Pearl, Chris Lofton. Michael Jordan. Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Dane Cook, Mitch Fatel, Jim Gaffigan

Music:

Just about all types, Country-US101,(LOVE The High Noon Saloon with the AWSOME Kim Carson) Rock, Hip Hop, Rap. I listen to 150-154(COMEDY) on XM A LOT!

Movies:

Don't really have a favorite, too indecisive, haha but pretty much comedy and sports movies for me.

Television:

ESPN, COMEDY CENTRAL Are there any other stations?

Books:

"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something." "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." "Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down!" "I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle." "I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." "I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too." "At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said 'Certainly.' He said, 'Do I need to dial 9?' I say 'Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back-to-back real quick.'" "When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.'" "I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kebobs." "I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle." "I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. Damn." ----Mitch Hedberg