Hello there, My name is Benji Hardcore, and I want to be the next prime minister of the UK, cos I'd do a fuckin' awesome job...really, so check back soon and I'll lay down my manifesto for you and tell you why you should vote hardcore.
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c10"I Love Beer.. mainly, closely followed by great music and snowboarding, cos, lets face it Ski-ing is for gays. I will write more and make all this look decidely less shit when i get chance, LatersOh.. And...
Your Pimp Name Is...
Master Fly Love
What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Your New Year's Resolutions
1) Get a pet chinchilla
2) Eat more pie
3) Travel to Australia
4) Study abnormal psychology
5) Get in shape with dodgeball
What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?
You Are Bobsledding
You're not a world class athlete, but you are a world class maniac.
Your need for speed could have you blazing past the finish line!
What Winter Sport Are You?
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.
What Temperment Are You?
You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy.
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In a Past Life...
You Were: An Obese Beekeeper.
Where You Lived: North Canada.
How You Died: Killed in Battle.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Japanese Name Is...
Shigekazu Tokudaiji
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Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic
You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are a Traveler Soul
You're a thrill seeker who loves to be active and on the move
You love to wander: between places, ideas, and people.
A good communicator, you're a nonconformist and interested in the world.
You are an explorer, a good storyteller, and a true dreamer.
Because you're always on the move, you can be a bit fickle.
It's difficult for you to make personal commitments.
Don't be so quick to ignore emotional issues and problems.
You're much more intuitive and psychic than you think.
Souls you are most compatible with: Retrospective Soul and Dreaming Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.
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You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your Heart Is Orange
Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love.
And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone.
Your flirting style: Hyper
Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for!
Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded
What you bring to relationships: Energy
What Color Heart Do You Have?
You Are 32% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
The Underwear Oracle
You Are Mountain Dew
Ultra hyper and full of energy, you're on a permanent sugar high.
Some people complain about your taste, but the do appreciate your power.
Your best soda match: Coke
Stay away from: Root Beer
What Kind of Soda Are You?
You Were a Little Naughty This Year!
While you're not likely to greet Santa with sucker punch...
He's still not too jolly about coming to your house.
You might get a small token from Mr. Claus
Like some detox pills for your liver.
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
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[Shoe size] 10/11
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] David, Kirsty, Lucy
[Pets] Mark Frampton [A purebred Geordie]
FAVORITES
[Color]
[Number] 7, 14 or 22
[Animal] Dog
[Drinks] Carling [or any beer for that matter], Red Bull
[Soda] Sprite
[Book] What?
[Flower] WHAT!?
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] IF i get bored
[Twirl your hair?] get the f**k outta here.
[Have tattoos?] yeah
[Have Piercings?] Yeah
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no/yeah
[Drink/Smoke?] yeah/no
[Like roller coasters?] hell yeah
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] damn straight I do.
[Want more piercings?] yup
[Like cleaning?] what is it with you and your stupid questions? who the f**k likes cleaning?
[Write in cursive or print?] If Im sober long enough
[Own a web cam?] yeah
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[Own a cell phone?] yeah
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yeah
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yeah
[Considered a life of crime?] yeah
[Considered being a hooker?] no, but my reputation would say otherwise
[Lied to someone?] yeah, but for the right reasons...that turned out to be the wrong reasons. that was a mess.
[Been in love?] sadly, yeah
[Made out with JUST a friend?] well of course. who hasnt?
[Been in lust?] hasnt everybody?
[been a maneater/womaniser?] My reputation says yes.. but it just looks that way
[Been used?] yeah :D
[Been cheated on?] too many times to mention, do I have to talk about it?
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] plenty of times. if mark could sing in key and adam wasnt too stoned to play bass the number would have been much lower than it stands today.
[Stolen anything?] not intentionally.. I was 5 OK!
[Held a gun] strangely, yes. so..DONT PISS ME OFF!
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Toledo hoody and jeans!! (the usual)
[Current mood] Pissed off
[Current taste] Stir-fry
[What you currently smell like] Lynx shower gel.. now with moisturiser..hmm..thats gay.
[Current hair] a mess
[Current thing I ought to be doing] leaving.
[Current cd in stereo] Incubus - Make yourself...oh wait.. no its not its Beulah - The Coast is never clear
[Last book you read] how many times?...
[Last movie you saw] can't remember
[Last thing you ate] Stir-fry
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Chris "my personal fuckin hero" Williams.. love you chris.. not like phil.. hes jus fuckin' with you man.
[Do drugs?] I was medically addicted to Red bull and pro plus tablets..honestly.. as my friends were aware. clean for almost 12 months :)
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] yeah
[Still love him/her?] there are feelings sure, but not as strong as love.
[Read the newspaper?] yeah
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yeah, they rock..as long as they dont touch me.
[Believe in miracles?] no
[Do well in school?] NO
[Wear hats] On Occasion
[Hate yourself?] fuck no! you haven't met me yet have you?
[Have an obsession?] snowboarding
[Collect anything?] beers
[Have a best friend?] yeah many
[Close friends?] yeah, loads. im very lucky :)
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks] not particuarly. but I probably should.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] hmm.. thats goin back. think it was Claire in high school, lol
[First kiss] yeah, Helen
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I didnt. but now, yeah
[Do you believe in "the one?"] indeed I do
[Are you a tease?] can be
[Too shy to make the first move?] Now I KNOW you havent met me.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] A total and Complete Bastard
[sarcastic] very much so
[Angel] no, cant say I've been called that before
[Devil] I am satan himself.. or many people believe that.
[Shy] no
[Talkative]
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