When I'm not experiencing migraines brought about by excessive road rage, I enjoy painting, playing golf, gambling, listening to music, and turning myself into a nice shade of oompa-loompa. I enjoy a good Bloody Mary as a Sunday lunch and will not hesitate to tell you if the hat you are wearing makes you look like an ass. Sock puppets and road trips hold a special place in my heart. I have also recently discovered the wonders of blue mascara and the importance of making the perfect batch of Jell-O shots.
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Thanks and Gig 'Em
What the hell is this? A pageant? Well, I guess anyone who is not an ass to me......You'd think this would be simple enough, right? But, if we're talking about people who've been on the list for multiple red-carpet events.....Kevin Smith, Eddie Izzard and Tom Ford. Or maybe even the guy who first said, "That animal there....stop it from moving, put it over the fire, and let's eat it."
...And I would get rid of world hunger by having everyone brush their teeth. Why? Well, it seems like everytime I brush my teeth, someone offers me something to eat....*teehee*......Oh, right....and world peace. Thank you.
As far as genres are concerned, I love Texas Country, Punk/Ska, Classic Rock, Trip-hop and Dance/Tribal/Trance/Tech/Breakbeat/House/Progressive...anyth ing from the Global Underground is just super with me....and pretty much anything else that doesn't suck. My favorite artists/bands include- but are by no means limited to- Pat Green, Cory Morrow, Kevin Fowler, Cross Canadian Ragweed, The Lost Trailers, Jason Boland, Benjamin Allen Band, Roger Creager, John Digweed, Ferry Corsten, Paul Oakenfold, BT, Jeff Mills, Sandra Collins, Tiesto, Steve Lawler, Tricky, Portishead, Olive, Seb Fontaine, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Social Distortion, Mad Caddies, NOFX, Bad Religion, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Janis Joplin, Carole King, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Diamond, Carly Simon, Def Leppard, Guns n' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Sinatra....
Empire Records; The Rules of Attraction; Drop Dead Gorgeous; A Dirty Shame; Girl, Interrupted; Van Wilder; High Fidelity; The House of Yes; Calendar Girl; Half-Baked; Hello, Dolly; A Streetcar Named Desire; The Teahouse of the August Moon; Dangerous Liaisons; Top Gun; Swingers; Donnie Darko; The Whole Nine Yards; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Garden State; Summer of Sam; Swimming Pool; Clueless; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Scarface; Kissing a Fool; James Bond movies (old and new), Anything by Kevin Smith or Stanley Kubrick; anything w/Al Pacino, Vince Vaughn or Parker Posey.
Friends; Futurama; Family Guy; That 70s Show; Viva La Bam (I don't know why); CSI; Absolutely Fabulous; Dame Edna; Little Britain; So Graham Norton; Nip/Tuck; House; NUMB3RS; Grounded for Life; Lost; Desperate Housewives; The Soup; Cheap Seats; Law & Order
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky; anything written by David Sedaris; Tuesdays With Morrie, by Mitch Albom; The Five People you Meet in Heaven, by Mitch Albom; The DaVinci Code, by Dan Brown; The World According to Garp, by John Irving; Timequake, by Kurt Vonnegut; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson
In Loving Memory (2002-2003), The ever-faithful....
adopt your own virtual pet!
**Would you please feed him? I may be out of town**
What?....Well they're dressed as superheroes, aren't they?
"Hi Principal Skinner! Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!!"