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FunKatrina

Forever known as the Agriculture major who killed a cactus and a bonsai tree in the same year...

About Me

Hi, my name's Katrina. In my spare time, I enjoy pain, blood, scars, and baby puppies. You had better enjoy pain too, seeing as how if you so much as look at me the wrong way or the weather is above 68 degrees I will maim you to the point of near death. Keep in mind, you touch me you die. I am fabulous. I heart Las Vegas, the Science Channel, and my French manicure.
I am a Yankees fan....deal with it. I am thoroughly enchanted by my own cleverness and novelty.
My hobbies include trafficking large amounts of counterfeit Diet Dr. Pepper from Columbia daily to all my constituents in the great state of Texas...and completing my collection of the State Quarter coins. All non-reformed Catholic midgets under four feet with missing teeth, please move to the front of the line! My best friend is my AMEX card. I tend to have a soft spot for anything Gucci, Chanel or Armani....but if necessary, I'll buy a lawn chair at Wal-Mart.
During my Senior year at Texas A&M, I had a personal assistant- just like Van Wilder. I am a chronic curb-checker and have a tendency to avoid people who cannot pronounce "supposedly" and "library" correctly. I loathe people who drive Pontiacs or mini-vans (my cousin excluded), or who are from Massachusetts (I also try to avoid any combination thereof). I have recently self-diagnosed myself with a mild case of synesthesia. I am a firm believer that Sean Connery made the best 007 and Roger Moore is just a weenie compared to him.
Most people I know will agree that I can probably drink you under the table, so it's best if you are a non-drinker or the owner of a major beer label, preferably not Heineken or something really cheap like Natty Light.........And I'm not into the Internet's shadiness. So please, no nasty e-mails.
I am a hell-bent, 100% Texan 'til I die.
*DISCLAIMER*....Only about 89.2% of the above statements are true. And if you can't figure out which ones those are, then I feel really sorry for you. Quit being a dumbass. Which Rocky Horror character are you?
You are Colombia. You rock in that special way only the squeaky can.
Take this quiz !
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I have a spicy personality. If you can take the heat, you'll love me, if not, I'll probably make you cry. I am not for the faint-hearted. What Flavour Are You?
You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.
You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!
Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

My Interests

When I'm not experiencing migraines brought about by excessive road rage, I enjoy painting, playing golf, gambling, listening to music, and turning myself into a nice shade of oompa-loompa. I enjoy a good Bloody Mary as a Sunday lunch and will not hesitate to tell you if the hat you are wearing makes you look like an ass. Sock puppets and road trips hold a special place in my heart. I have also recently discovered the wonders of blue mascara and the importance of making the perfect batch of Jell-O shots.

Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Thanks and Gig 'Em

I'd like to meet:

What the hell is this? A pageant? Well, I guess anyone who is not an ass to me......You'd think this would be simple enough, right? But, if we're talking about people who've been on the list for multiple red-carpet events.....Kevin Smith, Eddie Izzard and Tom Ford. Or maybe even the guy who first said, "That animal there....stop it from moving, put it over the fire, and let's eat it."

...And I would get rid of world hunger by having everyone brush their teeth. Why? Well, it seems like everytime I brush my teeth, someone offers me something to eat....*teehee*......Oh, right....and world peace. Thank you.

Music:

As far as genres are concerned, I love Texas Country, Punk/Ska, Classic Rock, Trip-hop and Dance/Tribal/Trance/Tech/Breakbeat/House/Progressive...anyth ing from the Global Underground is just super with me....and pretty much anything else that doesn't suck. My favorite artists/bands include- but are by no means limited to- Pat Green, Cory Morrow, Kevin Fowler, Cross Canadian Ragweed, The Lost Trailers, Jason Boland, Benjamin Allen Band, Roger Creager, John Digweed, Ferry Corsten, Paul Oakenfold, BT, Jeff Mills, Sandra Collins, Tiesto, Steve Lawler, Tricky, Portishead, Olive, Seb Fontaine, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Social Distortion, Mad Caddies, NOFX, Bad Religion, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Janis Joplin, Carole King, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Diamond, Carly Simon, Def Leppard, Guns n' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Sinatra....

Movies:

Empire Records; The Rules of Attraction; Drop Dead Gorgeous; A Dirty Shame; Girl, Interrupted; Van Wilder; High Fidelity; The House of Yes; Calendar Girl; Half-Baked; Hello, Dolly; A Streetcar Named Desire; The Teahouse of the August Moon; Dangerous Liaisons; Top Gun; Swingers; Donnie Darko; The Whole Nine Yards; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Garden State; Summer of Sam; Swimming Pool; Clueless; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Scarface; Kissing a Fool; James Bond movies (old and new), Anything by Kevin Smith or Stanley Kubrick; anything w/Al Pacino, Vince Vaughn or Parker Posey.

Television:

Friends; Futurama; Family Guy; That 70s Show; Viva La Bam (I don't know why); CSI; Absolutely Fabulous; Dame Edna; Little Britain; So Graham Norton; Nip/Tuck; House; NUMB3RS; Grounded for Life; Lost; Desperate Housewives; The Soup; Cheap Seats; Law & Order

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky; anything written by David Sedaris; Tuesdays With Morrie, by Mitch Albom; The Five People you Meet in Heaven, by Mitch Albom; The DaVinci Code, by Dan Brown; The World According to Garp, by John Irving; Timequake, by Kurt Vonnegut; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

In Loving Memory (2002-2003), The ever-faithful....

adopt your own virtual pet!

**Would you please feed him? I may be out of town**

What?....Well they're dressed as superheroes, aren't they?

"Hi Principal Skinner! Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!!"

My Blog

Good job, Isadora!

It's kind of a long story as to how I randomly ended up in McAllen last night. But it was definitely a good thing that I was there. It was Isaac's mission to get me drunk, because for some un-Godly re...
Posted by FunKatrina on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

A Paradox Laughable

...Otherwise titled, "Why the rest of the world finds the Catholic Church so unpleasant..."Anger.Sloth.Greed.Envy.Lust.Gluttony.Pride.Amo ng the many things I learned courtesy of my 14-year C...
Posted by FunKatrina on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

The WORST club in the world.

....or otherwise titled, "Why I want my damn 6 bucks back..."So a few of my friends came down from McAllen to party with me....SWEARING Brownsville has such a bumpin' nightlife (at least for the gay p...
Posted by FunKatrina on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

The barefoot girl at the party.

...otherwise possibly titled "How Katrina damaged that part of her brain that keeps her from bumping into things...."I LOVE having parties. I love not needing a reason to throw a party. I love&nb...
Posted by FunKatrina on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:29:00 PST

Ice chips

I think this is turning into a problem for me....*oh well* at least I'm still functional.....1.What does your Myspace Name Mean?I'm fun....I'm Katrina.....ergo, FunKatrina 2. Elaborate on your default...
Posted by FunKatrina on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

My Nicola

How well do you know the 1st person in your Top friends?1. First name?Nicola.....and though it's not asked, we have the same middle name2. Age: 243. Guy or Gal?Gal4. How long have you known this perso...
Posted by FunKatrina on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

Industrial-strength epoxy.....the spray-on kind.

....or otherwise titled, "Why I might like Halloween again..."I'm not a big fan of Halloween. I never really was. I think it's because I have a problem with people pretending to be something they're n...
Posted by FunKatrina on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

Bitter, party of one, your table is ready!

....And in the encyclopedia of "Things Katrina has really no business talking about" would be the following list of questions and answers....22 Relationship Questions1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?Sing...
Posted by FunKatrina on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

People I'd like to punch in the neck and why (part 3)

Ahh! Finally, the newest installment in the series of lists that will, one day, allow me to change the world.........Ok, so maybe I won't change the world (at least, not in an obvious way), but maybe ...
Posted by FunKatrina on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:35:00 PST

Why I love Dylan O. more than last week.

Long story short....the following was the 3rd or so email of a string in response to a blog I posted last week, "Oh, the things I've done." I had a problem anyway with the fact that there we...
Posted by FunKatrina on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST