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Jeff The Magnificent

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About Me

I'm 19. I'm in college. I'm in the ARMY. And I rock the house. Deal with it.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I like baseball, the Cardinals, making movies, watching movies, listening to 80's music, Brian Regan, hanging out with my friends, hiking, reading Cosmo, Movie Mondays, going to Wal-Mart, and looking at the stars. Goooood times.
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think.

Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

I'd like to meet:

Morgan Freeman, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Sam Jackson, Burt Reynolds, Harrison Ford, and anyone else who is a real man's man. grrrr.

Music:

Pretty much anything made in the 80s. It is soooo bad it's good. And 60s-70s rock. Just a lot of "oldies" in general. And cheesy songs that make me feel all warm and fuzzy. But, I like a lot of new stuff too. Oh, and the Jason Tompkins Band rules. Check them out.

Movies:

In no particular order: Star Wars (Episodes 4-6), Snakes on a Plane, The Shawshank Redemption, The Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, The Great Escape, Patton, Wayne's World, Austin Powers, We Were Soldiers, Ladder 49, Forrest Gump, Saw, Halloween, X-Men, Under Seige, Delta Force, Shaun of the Dead, Die Hard, Die Hard: With a Vengence, Miracle, Remember the Titans, Spiderman...the list just goes on randomly for about three more pages.

Television:

I don't watch TV that much...anymore. Mostly the History Channel, Comedy Central and Sportscenter. I also watch re-runs of the A-Team. Yeah, I'm cool like that.

Books:

Umm...I'm not really much of a "reader." I read more magazines than books, and I really like Cosmo, Teen People, and Seventeen. If you want...we can read them together. All you have to do is ask.

Heroes:

In no particular order: American Soldiers, Morgan Freeman, Scott Rolen, the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals, Chewie, Walter Payton, firefighters, and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team.

My Blog

New Plan

I have decided to diversify the acoustic love songs I am going to use to woo the fairer sex. Here is the list, as voted on by an independent panel of imaginary judges I just made up. But first, here a...
Posted by Jeff The Magnificent on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

A New Hope

Suprisingly, in spite of its title, this is not about Star Wars. Sorry to disappoint. I recently saw a movie starring Will Ferrell and Maggie Gylenal...Gylneneaal...Gylannenal...her name isn't im...
Posted by Jeff The Magnificent on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

My toesies are cold.

It is 5:45 AM on a Saturday. And you may be asking yourself "Why is he awake?" The answer may suprise you. Arson. Didn't see that coming did you? Yes, someone in my buildig (probably drunk) decided i...
Posted by Jeff The Magnificent on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

Bad Day?

At least it was better than this guy's....
Posted by Jeff The Magnificent on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST