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Hey guys and girls! We're the Phil Flash Girls!
We love chatting with people and showing our bodies! Wearing sexy clothing, taking sexy pictures, and showing off our bodies gives us a little rush.
Before you message us, WE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT:
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Trade pictures with you
Send you naked pictures of ourselves
Post nude pictures on my profile since it violates MySpace policy and will get us banned
Give you our phone numbers or call you if you give us your phone number
Chat with you on MSN or YAHOO or ICQ
Reply to your message if all you have to say is "yo babe wassup?" or "damn you look good" since all we would have to say is "Thank you!"
Join your MySpace group if you invite us
RSVP to your event if you invite us
Care if you are a jealous girlfriend sending me an irrate message because we left an image comment on your boyfriend's profile. Your boyfriend sent us a friend request - not the other way around.
Be impressed if you send us a message claiming to have an 8", 10", or 12" penis - size doesn't impress us
But, we just might:
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Reply to your message if you have something interesting to say
Comment your page or your pics if we're interested in you
Change or add pics on our profile every so often to keep things interesting
Completely ignore you if you send us your phone number, email address, or screen name
Delete your comment if it contains images with nudity that violate MySpace policy or other material that disrupts my page
We really try to read every single message and comment that we get - which is hard because we're getting hundreds every day. But we're making an honest effort to reply to people who have messaged me with something genuine to say. And while we appreciate the short messages that say nothing more than "u r a hottie" or "damn you're fine", we won't be replying to them since all we really have to say is "Thank you". ;-)
Well, thanks for visiting our page. I hope you enjoy it.
XoXo
- Phil Flash Girls
(NOTE: In order to protect our own privacy from countless internet weirdos and prevent any effort to track us down and figure out where we live, we am falsely claiming to be 18 years old and a Beverly Hills resident - both of which are not true.)
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