Layout Created at KillerKiwi.net I am the Grate Katya Ludmilla Smirnoff-skyy, reighning diva of the Russian opera world. My hair is lavish, my accent thick, and my voice……….giant, or so I am told.
The details of my life are somewhat shrouded in mystery. The grate Katya was born in communist Petrograd daughter of a famous dancer and a roaving gypsy minstral. During her formative years Katya traveled Europe with her half sister Kiellbasa (the polish lunch lady), until the faithfull day she met and wed the good Count Smirnoff-skyy, together they returned to the mother land, and lived happily for many years, until the Counts unfortunate demise. Katya was left alone, with little more then a tidal, a voice and a fabulous collection of imperial jewels. She knew it was time to return to the stage, the world had waited long enough.After the great fall of communism, Katya packed her makeup bag and came to “the Americaâ€. Now she plays concert halls, opera stages and the occasional drag bar. She is a dutiful employee of the Macys, where she sells “the Makeupâ€, fulfilling a life long dream to beautify the world.VISIT MY WEB SITE: "http://www.russianoperadiva.com
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The great Julie Andrews, and any poor unfortunet sole in need of cosmetic help.