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Alexa

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a self-absorbed narcissist with a penchant for owls.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

At least ONE person from my Friends List.

My Blog

New Ageism

Its been said that Frank Sinatra was the John Tesh of good music, and that Yanni is to pustule what mucus is to snot. Or maybe it was that Yanni is to inner beauty what open sore is to inner beauty. ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:49:00 GMT

How to Drown So You Can Avoid It

How To Drown So You Can Avoid It     This is a comprehensive guide on what to do in the event that you or someone you like starts to drown. Do not bother reading it after the drowning is ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:49:00 GMT

Flava Flavanoid of Love

..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Mission Statement: Impossible ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />    Quick...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:27:00 GMT

The Travelogue Part II

Continuing the trek across Pennsylvania on an adrenaline rush of no sleep, a B-vitamin surplus, and caffeine replacement therapy, I felt the courageous mindset known to all, including past American pi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:48:00 GMT

Two-Word Poems

Tragedy by Alexa Kocinski   NO GOOD!   The Plot Twists by Alexa Kocinski   "Wait... huh?"   In the Moment of Justice by Alexa Kocinski   Aha, Jerk!   The Ancient Maxim (a...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:18:00 GMT

Measuring His Ass in Furlongs

Why is it that people are too tired to drive? "I had a long day at work and don't feel like driving anywhere." What is this? Too tired to sit while holding onto a big circle and occasionally...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 20:29:00 GMT