I like to talk about myself, but putting it in writing makes me seem so vain! Lets see: i don't consider myself a redneck although i grew up in the sticks. But i do know how to fish, change a tie and i love rock climbing. I spent part of my childhood living near the jersey shore so i think of the beach as my home. I go there for solitude. But i don't like to swim in the ocean because I've seen Jaws one too many times. i love other people's children because you can give them back at the end of the day. I like to put mayonnaise on a slice of soft bread and eat that. i love zeppoles. Thank god i like to exercise! I hate sneaky people who do things for their own agenda. I'm not a big fan of tree huggers who don't shower and sales men. Jehovah's Witnesses shouldn't be allowed to go door-to-door. In my next life i want to be a salsa dancer or a really tall blonde.
