Brat [??]

THINGS I LIKE
animal's faces
my parrot
my polski woife claireski!
ppl pretending to text on the tube to avoid eye contact (there is no signal underground) andy
this man vvv
maggie cliffaord & david fisher
jagermeister
marmite
the fact kaffeh drank my piss thinking it was wine
jackie
oriental people
ginger beer
mushrooms
sour cream and onion pringles
jeremy kyle
freddos
beer
people who dance to the dance floor
amsterdam
24hr co-op
denise
cripples
stealing things
may's rabbit
sophie
laughing at fat people in small garments
old people
jack daniels
monsoons mixed kebabs
joop/echo
andys bungalo
coffee
laughing at andy's gtw's/jermey kyles(piles)
THINGS I DONT MUCH CARE FOR
taxi drivers
bus drivers
being too warm
small talk
brown shoes
middle partins
tank tops
council tax
customers
gypos
scally families
sheryl tweedy
trendy mullets
burton clothes
spanish school excursions
loud americans
uni eds with big sunglasses
"crazy" "wacky" students who steal street signs to be "random"
ppl who self harm
council estate scum
bitchy queens
people bitching about their shit lives on blogs
terrorists
paedophiles
drunk british lager louts
alcopops
shit friends
people spamming the bulletin for attention
new rave trend/topshop
people who take drugs and talk about it alot
bouncers
Beeston
goths
ugly people with good hair