darce

hello this is mark, known as darce in bicesterian folk law, famous for holding weetabix racing championships and collecting carpet samples. im a nice approachable chappy, probably get walked all over far to often because of it but im working on that. hopefully you can put up with my poor IT knowledge and let me off for having a pants profile, i blame the gene pool, the parents and evolution. i wana save the world but my superpowers where lost when i had my hair cut. barbers are evil, how is it possible to trust someone with a sharp cutting implement that close to your face? i ask you? there should be laws. anyway, if ya wana know more, youll have to write to me, i suggest my space really because its free and the cost of stamps are spiraling out of control. drawing a picture of the queens head on an envelope these days doesnt seem to surfice. who do they think they are!? hope to hear from ya!