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About Me

You know, to me, explaining one's self is (at least to me), always just egocentric ramblings of self-achievement and never about self-improvement (except for the things that really don't matter).If I were to do just that, it'd either be the shortest list ever, or just a total lie. But I'll try.I can eat three whole chickens at once. I was born in Yugoslavia. I took down a fighter jet with a rubber band gun. I was on The Brady Bunch as an extra. I was also friends with the original Alfalfa. I get paid to write the topics of Jeopardy. I was crowned Mr. Universe 1973 I won the world crochet championships last year. I can swim.

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Evil Feminazis From Hell. (And others)

Feminists are loud, stupid, bitchy and above all: annoying. All they do is run around shrieking about men. News flash: nobody gives a damn. Go away. I'm pretty tired of taking responsibility for some ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Movies I Would Rather Gargle A Bucket of Diarreah Than Watch

The Last SamuraiImagine a movie about an honorable samurai clan filmed in New Zealand and starring an American. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? Where do we draw the line? I mean, wh...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 17:29:00 GMT

Bullshit!

Are you an executive? Do people follow you around and kiss your ass all day long? If so, then chances are that you're pretty good at bullshitting. Bullshitting is the act of putting on the appeara...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 16:49:00 GMT

My Balls are Huge

I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Epcot centers da...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:20:00 GMT

Composition of a woman's personality

This blog is dedicated to every good guy out there searching for a good woman. A woman that's able to hold a conversation, mature enough to handle criticism, honest enough to tell you the truth witho...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:16:00 GMT

Things I could live without

As you know, there's a whole bunch of things I would rather do without. I've compiled a list of the 10 things I'd love to see get wiped from the face of the earth.10. Star TrekStar Trek is one of the ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:41:00 GMT

The Manliest of Men.

The age old debate of who's the manliest can now end. I have compiled a list of the ten manliest of all men.These are the Mountains of Masculinity, those Titans of Testosterone.10. The Fallen Form Fou...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Hardcore Dancing is Fucking Stupid

Last night, I went all the way to Seattle (four hour drive from here) and paid 16 bucks to go see some fucking metal. I was psyched. Virus was psyched. Sid was sick, but psyched all the same. We get i...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:10:00 GMT

Dawn of the Dead

This movie stomps so much ass that they have to import colons from other countries to meet the demand. Just to be on the safe side, I went down my check list of ass-kickery to see where this movie sta...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:47:00 GMT

Diseases I'd rather have than having to watch Oprah

I fucking hate Oprah. I hate her show. I hate her opinion. I hate that little mole she tries to cover up with make-up. I hate her weight gain and dieting. I hate her stupid little pant-suits. I hate h...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:46:00 GMT