working for incompetent assholes: the update |
oscar was fired (i still hate him). thank you jesus.
Posted by yes. just pete. on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST |
working for incompetent assholes: the guide |
if i could give any of you out there that actually read my stupid fucking blog another small piece of advice (beyond my jacque coustea's dos and don't and hospital advice, which are gol...
Posted by yes. just pete. on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:57:00 PST |
my advice to you |
don't get sick in china. really. it's only fun for about the first 15 minutes until you realize you're fucked. however, the hospital has pretty tasty chow mein.
Posted by yes. just pete. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST |
celebrating jacque cousteau's birthday: dos and don'ts |
if you plan to celebrate the famous underwater explorer's birthday (june 11) i strongly advise against swallowing live goldfish in return for free beer. i do however recommend wrestling bar staff to ...
Posted by yes. just pete. on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:03:00 PST |
world peace |
believe me when i say that there is something strangely satisfying to witness an israeli lighting a bowl for a palastinian on your couch.
Posted by yes. just pete. on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:31:00 PST |
in all seriousness |
ponder over this question for a minute: what could possibly be more entertaining then a tv channel dedicated to women's competitive table tennis (ping pong)?
Posted by yes. just pete. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST |
BUTT CHEEKS BEN! (survey) |
My name is Ben Morrison. Who thinks I am retarded?
Posted by yes. just pete. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST |
Kudos! Tom or Sylvia?? |
In a recent conversation with my mother (Sylvia Vars), I was reminded that she spent her 60th birthday (Jan. 7th) at a Saint Petersburg International House of Pancakes. ...
Posted by yes. just pete. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST |
death, taxes and hangovers |
last night was jacob bicanich's birthday which means i have a hangover today. i should have seen that one coming.
Posted by yes. just pete. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST |
How to win an Egyptian starring contest |
Some Egyptians always insist on a good old starring contest to greet westerners. It used to really piss me off and make me feel like everybody was challenging me for no good reason. A couple of ...
Posted by yes. just pete. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST |
