I hate how my diets turning out, but I love swimming and I've getting a twisty plate. I'll be a size 8 for my birthday, watch this space!
Movies:
"I am an island. I am bloody Ibiza!"
"I carried a watermelon"
"Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question"
"Human and Pokemon can *NEVER* be friends"
"Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi"
"In fact, just last summer I went back to visit Jesus Christ. Turns out his abilities might have been exaggerated a
bit""Did my heart love 'till now? Forswear it sight. For I never saw true beauty 'till this night"
"You a gambling man, Sandy?"
"Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!"
"After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"
"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing"
"First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter"
"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
"Little Black Dress, Or the little Black Dress??"
"Gentlemen you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
"Just for the record, I was only staring at your arse for the first 15 minutes!"
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
"You cannot let him near the chest, men, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."
"Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy."
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man."
"And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun"
