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I live in a small town down south called London (dont know if you've heard of it). I live with three badgers and a small shrew who at this present time i am bumming. My flat is a small 2 up 2 down disused pair of slip-ons which Oscar Wilde rented while writing his masterpiece and hit film 'Cocktail'. At this moment in time i'm working as a freelance chimney sweep and busk on street corners as a one man band talking in a ridiculous cockney/australian accent.
In my spare time i like to go into town and bum tramps for ciggies and super strength lager. The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Any type of small mammal or Leather based product e.g Bob Monkhouse, Prince
