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Peet

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About Me

Pete (pron. "Pete") is most well-known for such televisual roles as "Audience Member in that Big Brother's Little Brother Thing" - and that's it.
He was born at a very young age, being only a baby at the time and thusly, was not able to talk or even walk for at least a year or so. During this very difficult time, he gained great support from his mother and father, who he has known all his life.
Being six foot two, sometimes he is taller than people, other times he is slightly smaller. On an average day this depends principally on the height of other people, and where they are situated compared to him, vertically.
Currently Pete is self-employed, contracted as a Continuity Announcer for Channel 4. This is good and stuff. Although he still lives in perpetual fear of the bosses inevitably realising he is talentless and his voice equating to nothing, thus sending him in an endless spiral of downright futility and decay.
In his spare time he collects thimbles.
"This guy is so good I felched myself" - Abum, November 2006
"your a big gaping gash" - Ben, November 2006

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/22/2006
Band Website: petenottage.co.uk
Band Members: Me.
Influences: your mum.
Sounds Like: a cupboard collapsing onto an otter four miles underground. But tuneful.
Record Label: My-Head-Is-Swimming-With-Fluids records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Christmas...

(I was going to talk about the gig last night and about how truly amazing it was, but I'll leave that to Meg. She has a good way with words and shit). I love Christmas parties. Especially the parties ...
Posted by Peet on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

Email...

Received an email today on my work account. "I am writing this email on behalf of the problems which have been occurring in my cereals such as Weetabix, certain pulses, semolina, rice, flour etc....
Posted by Peet on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

Sweary letters

Yes, my new white board arrived today. And I had a fun day off work. Now I'm going to see Reginald D Hunter's new show, "Pride and Prejudice and Niggaz". Ta-ra....
Posted by Peet on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

Ooo

I keep doing dribbly farts. To cut a long story short, I've been working lots over the past couple of months. The good news is that I'm earning a shedload - my pay cheques over the past two ...
Posted by Peet on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

I'm confused...

I've just bought a magnetic dry wipe board off of ebay. It's six foot by four foot. I'm not sure if it would fit on my wall or not. It cost £50. So answer me this, please. Why did I buy it?...
Posted by Peet on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:32:00 PST

Who rocks? I do!

-----Original Message-----From: ********* [mailto:********@hotmail.com]Sent: 06 November 2006 19:01Subject: E4 Voiceover GuyHi,I would just like to comment on how funny the voice over guys are inbetwe...
Posted by Peet on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

Channel 4 Radio gig

Hello all. Channel 4 Radio are having a party this Sunday in Manchester. I think it's free entry. www.channel4radio.com for info. Any more info can be found on my Facebook site thing. I can't be bothe...
Posted by Peet on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

Ooooo!

I'm doing my first Channel 4 peak shift tonight! That means I talk and more than four people hear me! And last night I dreamt about talking to a man who was a womb. Are the two events connected?...
Posted by Peet on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST

...picture the scene...

So, picture the scene.   Fresh from Monday's victory of winning the pub quiz by realising that due to Peep Show we knew that Riki Tiki Tavi was a mongoose and from the smugness and satisfaction o...
Posted by Peet on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

If...

...if our noses were upside down, when we got a cold would we drown?
Posted by Peet on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:58:00 PST