Last Breath |
Last Breathby Mad Caddies Still awake on a winters daySkies are gray and they're coldSmoke signals from my last cigaretteLets me know that it's finally getting oldEverybody hates me for the night befo...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:11:00 GMT |
They need to bring back... |
The old Nickelodeon shows. I'm very serious about this. Ahh Real Monsters, Rocko's Modern Life, Rugrats, Salute Your Shorts, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Legends of the Hidden Temple... I could go...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:37:00 GMT |
Visions of Johanna |
"Visions Of Johanna"
by Bob Dylan
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet ? We sit here stranded, though we're all doin our best to deny itAnd Louise holds a hand...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:25:00 GMT |
Quotes |
These are some quotes I've heard in my life that I liked. Quite a few are from my very own mouth area.
"People are like slinkies. They are useless but you enjoy watching them fall down stairs."...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:44:00 GMT |
All My Best Friends Are Metalheads |
"All My Best Friends Are Metalheads"
by Less Than Jake
You think its strange, that there's a wayof how you looked, and how you act, and how you thinkpretend they're not the same as you.You thin...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:44:00 GMT |
The Splash Mountain Tale |
"The prologue"
There was a used car salesman who liked cookies
He likes to hangout and make bets with his bookie
His name was Lazarus and he was a good looking fellow
And he had a handle-ba...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:00:00 GMT |
Things That Should Not Be Put Into A Mans Anus |
Thing that should not be put into a man's anus: by Mike Garcia and Ryan McCoy
Stop Sign
Woopie Cushion
Cucumber
Medical Glove
Porcupine
Robin Williams
Cake Bater
Lightsaber
Hair Clippers
Chupac...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:08:00 GMT |
I Think I'm Right Brain Dominant |
Right brain dominant individuals are more visual and intuitive. They are better at summarizing multiple points, picking up on what's not said, visualizing things, and making things up. They can lack a...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:02:00 GMT |
Movie Quotes That Didn't Quite Make It |
"Luke, you're adopted" - Darth Vader
"Web my face with your spider jizz Peter Parker" - Mary Jane Watson
"Live long, prosper, and get laid" - Spock
"So Daisy, you wanna......? - Luke Duke
"I have her...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, bu...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:27:00 GMT |
