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The world is run by C students -Harry Truman

About Me

What can I say? The way I see it there are two types of people in this world; those who love Niel Diamond and those who dont. I f***in love him. I am an attorney here in South Beach. As much as I live my life in the adult world I still feel like I have my 20's to live. I am an optomist, I am young, best shape of my life with the whole world at my fingertips. I live my life by three essential rules; 1) Never get less than 9 hours of sleep. 2) Never mess with a girl who has a tatoo of a dagger on her back. 3) Never play cards with anyone who has the same first name as a city. If I can manage to stick to those three guidelines my life is pretty much cream cheese. Ladies I will also tell you that my grandmother thinks I am devastatingly handsome and she feels that any girl would be lucky to snag me. In the steak house of life I would have to refer to myself as the Filet Mignon. Haha, at least I think I'm funny :) I am a little bit of a worrier sometimes but I try and keep myself in check. To quote an old role model of mine, "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do but it will never get you anywhere." But all joking aside, I am originally from New Jersey, went to Cornell for undergrad, and University of Miami for law school. I graduated in May, and now I live in South Beach in an incredible complex, that to be honest, still blows my mind. Any place that has a resident DJ and a fully stocked bar at the pool has my vote. Life's really good right now; just enjoying being a first year lawyer and hanging out with my friends. I'm pretty laid back and up for anything on any given night, which in my opinion, is the way to do it. After all, as a wise man once said, don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive... And always remember, I aint always right, but I've never been wrong! ;)

My Interests

Anything that floats my boat

Music:

Anything that gets my shoes tapping

Movies:

American Psycho, Big Lebowski, all three lord of the rings movies (Dont judge me).

Television:

Mandiza, Ace, Elliot, and the whole American Idol gang who has entered my living room and my heart every tuesday and wednesday and I dont think they will ever leave now.

Books:

Websters Dictionary...I like to break a mental sweat too.

Heroes:

Davey Crocket the king of the wild frontier