this is the funniest thing ever
i have a way awesome obnoxious yellow streak in my head
My name is kyle michael and i LOVE BRUTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWNS AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I have an awesome girlfriend named katie and she rocks my socks woo!
music is my life, i am in a band called Brightline and we're cooler than the other side of the pillow
I also do a solo acoustic project called HateLikeLove the band consists of me myself and i lol so check it out learn the words n come to my shows! :-p
the guitar has been my life since the age of 7, i've had 26 different guitars and currently own 8, yup
i enjoy playing the bass(bah sssss)and the keys aka the pianuh
i rant for no reason at all about stuff that doesn't even matter.. hence up to this point and the rest of this list.. this could easily be summed up in about 3 statements, but that's just not me. in fact, if i tell you a story and it takes less than 3 hours, be concerned
they say its not possible to eat the same thing for lunch every day since you were a kid, but i have eaten and still consume peanut butter and jelly EVERY DAY for lunch.. except obviously when i was on tour 8-)
ACTUALLY, funny story, we tried to have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but the loaf of bread and pbj somehow didnt make it past day 2 of tour :-(
i have an unhealthy obsession with hair and fashion
did i mention i love having random dance parties?
I am very much in love with the color green and dyed my hair it back in 9th grade
i also used to have cornrows and braids because i thought it was hilarious... unfortunately i was the only one who saw the humor in it...
i have a very unhealthy obsession with motor vee hick ulls, fast stick shift cars and doing all sorts of illegal things with them...
i used to be a BA back in the day when i did bmx, motocross and that 720 impossible on my skateboard
i dont drink or smoke but that doesn't mean i won't go to a party, i love social gatherings as well as one on one, i'm easy to get along with, basically if you talk to me i'll talk to you cuz i think enemies and drama is extremely dumb and unnecessary
life plans for/after college?... yea about that
i once again work at Chuck E motherfuckin' Cheese because no matter how many times i try and quit something keeps bringing me back to it
i love anything with cheese on it.. pretty sure everything i eat consists of cheese on top of extra cheese, and basically anything unhealhty, i do not like lettuce tomato onions and all that healthy stuff.. yup prolly gonna die
i wasn't born with a filter and i tend to talk REALLY FUCKING LOUD because i get excited a lot not to mention i am going deaf out of my right ear so don't get offended if i say what about 40 times during the course of a story
i make fun no matter what i'm doing, whether its sitting in a room or randomly driving to montauk, i dont feel the need to HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING, i'm fine with sitting for several hours just conversing although i never sit still, EVER
i DON'T care how i act in public, this results in me doing stupid things for comical effect and embarassing whoever i am with
i get way too into music aka i sing and dance even if its not physically playing, there literally is a 24 hour ipod lodged in my cerebellum
yea so i dunno what else to say so if you wanna know anything just leave me a comment or an email or whatever and i'll get back to you... aim = atarisjake07
ps... this is my life story as told by my bestest friend ever sean from Jane Seymour
so sean, what happens when you get signed?
Kyle, kyle, do you know what happens when you get signed? You record a cd, it gets made, gets shipped to my store and is put on the new release wall and someone will say what should I listen to, what should I buy? And I’ll be like listen to this band boys like girls and they’ll be like no, no I just wanna buy bob dylan cuz I live in the past and don’t listen to new music. And then in a few weeks it gets taken out of the new release section and put into “pop B†because they don’t have enough cds to have their own card. And then a few more weeks goes by and the “pop B†section is full and then we have to take it off the shelf and send it back to the record company cuz no one bought it. and if anyone bought it, they’ll listen to it and then return it so then it goes into the used section and I sell it for like 6 bucks and then someone’ll buy it and use it as a coaster or a really crappy frisby.. or they’ll use it for an art project where they have to make a collage of cds
