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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's Intelligent, fun, attractive, funny, stylish, adventure loving, reliable, spontanious, charming, but NOT!!... smarmy, NO bad teeth, NO hairy backs(ugh!!) NO Beer guts, NO BO, NO Bald heads or Red hair!!.....(sorry I don't like to sit in the shade!!)also when it comes to men im NOT into old codgers, I'm a sucker for a pretty boy(25 to 35 pref) so if your over 45 & DONT look as good as 007 Mr Brosnan does at 50+ don't expect more than a good, loyal, friendship,if I add you as a friend!!....... ALSO NO!!... REPEAT NO!! LOSER PASSPORT SEEKERS, FREAKS!!, BLACK MEN FROM NIGERIA, PRETENDING TO BE WHITE ENGINEERS/CONTRACTORS (WHY ALWAYS ENGINEERS/RIG WORKERS?)WITH SOB STORYS (BOO SODDIN HOO!!)WHO SAY THEY ARE WORKING IN NIGERIA, BUT ORIGINALLY FROM USA/ENGLAND!! & their child is always asking when it/they can have a new mummy!!... YEH COURSE YOU ARE!!....."HELLO IM FROM MANCHESTER IN LONDON!!!".........(GREAT!! EINSTINE..... AT LEAST BOTHER CHECKING YOUR GEOGRAPHY, BEFORE POSTING YOUR TOTAL BULLSHITT!!!) YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU LIARS & CON MERCHANTS WITH YOUR "ONE" FAKE PICK.....DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME & MINE OK!!!...... ALSO FORGET THE FLOWERY POURING OUT YOUR HEART, POETRY TYPE LETTERS, TELLING ME HOW MUCH IN LOVE WITH ME YOU ARE, WHEN WE'VE NOT EVEN SPOKE!!& ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS READ MY PROFILE & LOOKED AT PICTURES (& MOST OF YOU OBVIOUSLY CANT BE BOTHERED TO EVEN DO THAT!!)......NOTE:- MY NAME IS AT TOP OF PROFILE SO DON'T KEEP ASKING ME WHAT IT IS!! & AS I STATE THAT I "DONT" HAVE ANY KIDS!! SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING FOR THEIR NAMES & AGES?? ARGGGHH!!! I REPEAT I HAVE NO!!, REPEAT NO!!, CHILDREN!! OK!!!...ALSO WHY ARE YOU CON MERCHANTS ALWAYS ON ABOUT LOOKING FOR A GOD FEARING WOMAN?? DO YOU THINK CHRISTIANS ARE MORE GULLIBLE TO YOUR TOTAL BALLONEY? & WHAT IS IT ABOUT MY PICTURES GIVES YOU THE IDEA IM GOD FEARING?? MY LARGE CRUCIFIXES??..... HELLO!!! NEWS FLASH/REALITY CHECK, SLUSHY GUSHING DOSENT MAKE MY HEART FLIP, JUST MY STOMACH!!........ SPEW!!....... EVIL BARBIE!!.........
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: June Alison Teresa Smith
Birthday: 20/06/1964
Birthplace: Eton Place Belgravia
Current Location: Hertfordshire
Eye Color: bright blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5ft 8.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: English 75% Italian 25%
The Shoes You Wore Today: feathery fru fru mules 50s stylie
Your Weakness: pretty boys/cheese/animals
Your Fears: spiders/hights
Your Perfect Pizza: Gorganzola & pear
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: True love but will settle for next year lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hiya
Thoughts First Waking Up: still alive then
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: if ive missed it I must of forgotten it!!!!
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi max or zero coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: n/a vegi
Single or Group Dates: either but prob single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla: indifferent
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: occasionally
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: most days
Have you Been in Love: hell yeh!!!!! once!!
Do you want to go to College: been there dun that!!
Do you want to get Married: ideally but not desperately
Do you belive in yourself: if i dont who will!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: as a kid
Do you think you are Attractive: I do ok!! so guess I dont sour the milk
Are you a Health Freak: sparodicly
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep but prefer scorching sunshine
Do you play an Instrument: triangle/tamberine/meraccas ya get the idea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeh
In the past month have you Smoked: yuck no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: dont need them!! or want them!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont like sickly sweet things
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a movie but not on stage!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too bloody cold in England
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: sloshed but not comatose
Ever been called a Tease: constantly LMAO
Ever been Beaten up: noooooooooooo
Ever Shoplifted: nooooooo
How do you want to Die: at 130 in bed with my 28yr old toyboy lover
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: tell you when I grow up!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt/Hawaii/USA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: either as long as it looks good
Height: over 6ft pref 6ft5 & over
Weight: depends on build /hight no couch potatoes
Best Clothing Style: smart/stylish/trendy/sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: lots cant be arsed counting
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear & 1 in navel
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I never regret just learn!!!!!

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