Anyway, enough about you...
The clue's in the name.
I run a 'Lectro nite in Brighton.
It's called Fuck The Pain Away.
It's quite good and, so I'm told, quite popular with the gays.
Can't say I like them much myself, but live and let live, eh?
I was born about 10,000 years ago, and was raised by wolves.
I'm also resident DJ at Brighton's tip-top anarchist queer go-go disco, In Every Home... A Heartache, and run Leader Of The Pack - a big gay 60s Girl Group Beat Club.
I've jocked discs at All You Can Eat, All Time Top 100, Anti-Social, Club Wotever, The Cock Brighton, Chaos Rocks, Coco Latte Breakfast Club, The Cowley Club, Dirty Weekend, Dynamite Boogaloo, 50 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong, Flaming Queers, Foreign, Fun-Raiser, The Infamous Mudclub, Intermission, Ministry of Sound Radio, Nervous Twitch, Oh Bondage! Up Yours!! Popjustice, Punch & Judy, QPC Rituals, Queer Bash, Queer Mutiny, Queeruption, Radio 4A, Rock & Roll Queer Bar, South English Scum, Straight Pride Dog Show, The Old Blue Last, a Vice Magazine Party and The Popstarz Tent at Brighton Pride.
I also write a column for F*@k Magazine.
Christ, I'm so great, I'm getting a semi just thinking about me.
I know what you're thinking: "Why is he so pretty?" WHY?
Well, some say it's luck, some say it could be genetic.
Probably a bit of both.
By the way, I don't actually know any of the people who claim to be my "friends", except, rather ironically, Tom from Myspace.
He crazy!
But I really "heart" idiots like you.
No wait, I was joking. COME BACK...
Where was I?
Dunno.
Anyway, my real name is "Richard" and the next FTPA is on Sunday September 28th
Come. It'll be fun!
But hey! If you're busy, why not go and bomb the fuck out of some Iranian kids?
"You know, they don't give a fuck about anybody else, you know, they don't give a fuck about anybody else, you know, they don't give a fuck about anybody else, you know, they don't give a fuck about anybody else..."
Love you lots!
DJ Wanker
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www.fuckthepainaway.co.uk
elvischomsky
