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About Me

BEGINNING...

Chris on Chris (Chris is referred to in the third person, singular):

On the 15th September 1986, a child was born. That child was given the name of Christopher Denis Bean, and he still goes by that name today. Between 1986 and now Chris did a lot of things, but the way that he grew up and what he has acheived and lost is irrelevant, because Chris lives for the now. The past has little influence and how it dictates certain lives is a pity, the future is slightly more relevant and it often has a place in his mind provided that the context is sufficient (i.e. he wouldn't murder someone for the crack because he would go to jail and in the long run that would be shit).MIDDLE...

Chris on Chris (Chris is referred to in the first person, singular):

At the moment I am studying for a degree in Acting at Bretton Hall, University of Leeds. It's quite good. I like to play my guitar and write songs, I also like just pissing about with my mates and telling jokes about myself in hypothetical situations. In my spare time, if I have a good enough idea and a decent ending to work towards, I write screenplays. This is my true passion and it is where I put most of my pride and where I vent my imagination. Ever since I was eight I've been obsessed with films and cinema, this obsession dipped for about five years and music took the main stage in my heart. But now, I have started watching all of my favourite films again and cinema is my greatest pleasure once more and I absolutely cannot get over it. I have also discovered a passion for comedy. This is huge.END...

Chris on Chris (Chris is referred to in the third person, plural)

So now you know a little bit more about Chris and what sort of things they like. If you're ever feeling fed up or utterly dispondent then come speak to Chris and they'll see what they can do to help. Anyway, they better go and get ready now because they're going out tonight and they need a shower and a change of garments. Remember, if you're a friend of Chris... Then you are a friend of everyone (unless it's somebody that they're not friends with.)

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Catherine Keener. I reckon we'd get on really well.

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Alright ya bastards!Watch this fucking space -- Chris Bean’s mother fucking blogs are coming back. Seriously, they are literally mother fucking, that’s how incestuous this cunting weB-LOG ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Nothing

my skin is all fucked. my brain is all scratchy. it hurts when i breathe. there are dead people in me. the cord is too loose. what a pretty present. i need to do more things. i need to do less things....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:58:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That - The Finale

As the end of an earth shattering experience lies two days away (three days if you include the flight) I wonder what is next. I am sincerely looking forward to returning to a country where the we...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:12:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt.XII)

A Clockwork Orange As the days begin to shorten so does my patience. I'll be coming home in less than a week now, however, I am absolutely dreading the flight back. I just cannot be arsed with it at a...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:51:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt. XI)

Edmund Kemper This week I have been mostly preparing baked potatoes (the key ingredient is spring onions). This week I have also been doing other things in the Los Angeles sun. On Saturday morning I w...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:38:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt. X) - SPECIAL EDITION

To celebrate the landmark tenth edition of 'Bean There, Done That' the text is written on a lovely sky-blue background for your enjoyment.   10th Issue: SPECIAL EDITION Another refreshing week pa...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:46:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt. IX)

The Larch Chris has had another pleasant week in the United States of America. The week (like many others) began on Monday before then moving on to Tuesday and followed a day by day schedule not too d...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:25:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt. VIII)

Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer This past week has been busy and productive. I started the week by getting a bonus for my work in Canada. My colleague James got a bonus of a thousand pounds and I got a bo...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:43:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt. VII)

Cholera I'm back in Los Angeles in the seemingly misguided State of California. I've had a boner of a time in Canada flyin' high in top hotels and living out of a suitcase but now I'm back in the Mari...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 22:24:00 GMT

Bean There, Done That (Pt. VI)

Poisoned Darts & Swollen Hearts The times are moving extremely fast at present and I'm absolutely loving Canada. In the last six days I've been on five different flights: Vancouver - Edmonton; Edm...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:31:00 GMT