The Best Joke In the World
There was a fly buzzing about one foot above the river.
A trout saw the fly and thought, "If that fly comes down six inches I can jump out of the water and catch it."
What the trout didn't see was a bear hiding behind a bush who also saw
the fly and realised what the trout was up to and thought, "If I wait
until the fly drops six inches, the trout will jump and I'll catch the trout."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the trout watching the
fly. He thought, "When the fly drops six inches and the trout jumps and
the bear graps the trout, I'll be able to shot the bear."
It was a long wait, so the hunter munched on a cheese sandwich.
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear, watching thetrout, watching the fly. The mouse thought, "When the hunter shoots
he'll put down his sandwich and I'll steal the cheese."
There was a cat who was watching the mouse watching the hunter who was
watching the bear who was watching the trout who was watching the fly.
The cat figured that if the fly dropped six inches, the trout would jump
out of the water, the bear would grap the trout, the hunter would shoot
the bear, the mouse would grab the chesse and he would grab the mouse.
All of a sudden the fly dropped six inches, the trout jumped out of
the water, the bear grabbed the trout, the hunter shot the bear, the
mouse ran for the cheese and the cat went for the mouse.......but missed
and fell into the river.
The moral of the story?
When the fly drops six inches the pussy gets wet.
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