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Ross

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About Me

I play bass and bass-like things. I like bass and bass-like things. They are my favourite things. I also like big ol' cruisy cars and photography and films, although my memory for films is so bad that I can re-watch my favourite films and be surprised by their endings. I also have a bad memory for colours, I don't know why. I remember numbers and things about big ol' cruisy cars. I also know trivial facts, although I often can't recall them when needed; I'm up for a game of Trivial Pursuit if it's not a country specific type one (I don't know to whom the title of Prime Minister of England was given for the fourth time. I just don't). I'm not afraid of age but I am scared of death. I always spell 'definitely' wrong the first time, but I'm otherwise a fairly good speller. I hate wastage but I love wasting (sorry, private joke). I smile a lot but I prefer dark things. I have bent fingers and I like to keep things catalogued. Green is my favourite colour but I don't like the colour of my green bass. Black is my other favourite colour but none of my favourite things are black. All my clothes have holes in them. I prefer people to speak and pronounce words properly, especially the word 'pronunciation'. The fact that I despise the world's most widely used vegetable causes me to lean toward atheism. I really like wooden spoons when cooking. Enough of this.

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I'd like to meet:

Aldous Huxley, Mike Patton, William Burroughs' wife, David Bowie, Trent Reznor, Jimi Hendrix (although I already did that in a dream, I was playing an organ and he was on guitar and then he was all like "Nah man, like this" and then put in a video cassette in the video cassette hole that split the keyboard in the middle at middle C and it made the organ more awesome than can be described in words and everything was swell. / / / /

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