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{Tan [eet-ah]}

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About Me

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. I WANT A DELOREAN!!!!• Human transformer (robot in disguise) • A person who likes to steal tins of tuna • Benevolent to a fault • Like in nature to a train-riding hobo • A hermit living in the big city • A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins • A real life terminator • A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever • Similar to butter in texture and appearance • Self confesed SIMPSONS HATER! • A person who has the ability to be invisible • A person of questionable sanity who started her own cult (Jupier Kouncell) • Tastes like fried chicken • A master of storytelling • A lewd street performer • A person with a taste for acorns • A person who makes a living suing celebrities • A person who enjoys the smell of rotten eggs • Like in nature to a banana peel • Smelling like turnips at all times • Celebrating nude day • became the first person to be able to swallow 50 feet of attached paperclips • There is an assassin in my bell tower • I don't want you to meet my parents because they are actually giant rabbits both named Harvey • There is too close a resemblance between you and Jabba the Hutt • I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family • The original necromancer • Children are our demise • Revolution starts with me • I claimed sex toys as a business expense on my tax forms • I set off cherry bombs on the roof of my school while yelling death to tyranny • I got into a fight with a homeless person • A prostitute asked me for the time • I found area 51 • I don’t know how that body got into my desk I just thought i should let you know that i'm similar to a sociopath...i show no emotion when i murder people. :) Have a nice fucking day. ? ) ::::::::::: MyGen Profile Generator Created by www.myspace.com/lordharrison +++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++

My Interests

Music, rorschach tests, tattoo's, mushrooms, rusty sharp objects, moss, Vampires, old photos,carnivorous plants, radio stations with nothing but static, cannibal cows, eye gouging, leaves, skulls, blood, cannibalism, vinyl, tar, lasers, head hunters, massacres, old stuff, dust, boxes, mirrors, water, shadows, reflections, pirates, guns, ink, matches, microbes, lies, chemelions, voodoo, hoodoo, philosophy, cemeteries, storms, Misanthropy, puddles, bubbles, chemical warfare, insects, war, bones, forensics, wormhole theory, crooked picture frames, fungi, ninja's, fire, spiders, snakes, ruling the world, Homicidal Maniacs, Salad Fingers, art, gargoyles, shrunken heads, cross-breeding, mustard, deformities, the string theory, sun spots, poison, paganism, milkshakes, the rise of the machienes, colour, salt, Zombies, animals, the Renaisaunce, oil, sniffing stuff ..

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Pop and Evil Jared from the BHG, The Dudesons(especially Jukka), and Ville Valo ...... center OTEP official video for CONFRONTATION
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Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, Turbonegro, Aural Vampire, CKY, Marilyn Manson, Otep, L7, X-ray Spex, Janis Joplin, NIN, Betty Curse, Jack Off Jill, Dying Fetus, Girls Together Outrageously, The Slits, Beethoven, April March, Cannibal Corpse, Kittie, The Vandals, Stone Sour, Morbid Angel, Korn, Pantera, Murderdolls, I.C.P., Mozart, Betty Blowtorch, Circle Of Dead Children, Atreyu, Jimi Hendrix, The FolloW, Crazy Town, Limp Bizkit, Kimya Dawson, Linkin Park, The Clash, Led Zepplin, Cradle Of Filth, Children Of Bodom, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Pungent Stench, Skinny Puppy, System Of A Down, As Blood Runs Black, Mudvayne, Adam And Andrew, Shihad, Dillinger Escape Plan, Atari Teenage Riot, Macabre, Fear Factory, Slayer, Type O Negative, Chimaria, Slipknot, Deatstar Assembely, Antiflag, Lacuna Coil, Iron Butterfly, Iron Maiden, Ministry, Bloodgasm, Arch Enemy, Placebo, Skindred, Catasexual Urge Motivation, Psychroptic, Skinlab, Veruca Salt, The Haunted, Obituary, Celtic Frost, Cream, Clutch, Bolt Thrower, Korn, The Berzerker, Flyleaf, HIM, Spawn Of Possession, Gnarkill, Napalm Death, Pearl Jam, The Dresden Dolls, Viking Skull, Orgy, and the Panda Band...lol ..

Movies:

Lilya 4 Ever, Haggard, Green Street Hooligans, SLC Punk, Arsenic and Old Lace, Hold That Ghost, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy, The Corpse Bride, The Saddest Music in the World, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Night Club, The Breakfast Club, Return in Red, 30 Days of Night, 12 Monkeys, Curse of the Cat People, Black Orchid, A Night On The Town, The Night Of The Living Dead, Lost and Delerious, But i'm a Cheerleader, Frankenstein, Blood: The Last Vampire, The Crimson River, 13 Ghosts, Rosmarys Baby, Saw1, Saw2, Saw3, The Ghost Of Mrs Meuir, Francis in The Haunted House, The Dark Crystal, Amilie, Idoicracy, Hardcore, Donnie Darko, American Splendour, The Virgin Suicides, The Hills Have Eyes, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, The Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Borat, Assult On Precinct 13, Welcome to the Jungle, Ferris Bulers Day Off, The Skeleton Key, The Gremlins, Con Inc., ..

Television:

Red Dwarf, Viva La Bam, Con, Top Gear, Stargate, X-Files, Southpark, VH1 Illustrated, Drawn Together, The First 48, Man Stroke Woman, The Chasers War on Everything, Spicks And Specks, Family Guy

Books:

The Book Of Lies, A History of Cannibalism, How i LIve Now, The Cursed, A History of Organized Crime, Evil Genius, Satanic Bible, Female Executions, The Horriffic Sufferings of Hercules Barefoot

Heroes:

Sherlock Holmes, Al Capone, Pajama Sam, Madeline Murray-O'Hare, John Gotti, Genghis Kahn, Bonnie & Clyde, Vlad The Impaler, Gunther Van Hagen, .

My Blog

I NEED A J0B

who wants to give me one? i learn reletively fast im not noisy or messy i'll do pretty much anything GIVE ME A JOB U KNOW YOU WANT TO!   ACT NOW WHILE STOCKS OF TANITA LAST!...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

The SHADOW People

Shadow people (also known as Shadow men, shadow folk, or shadow beings) are said to be shadow like creatures of supernatural origin that appear as dark forms in the peripheries of people's vision and ...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

Guidelines for my Legion of DOOM

Before performing guard duty, familiarize yourself with the sound of a tossed pebble, and learn to avoid being distracted by it. When performing guard duty, do not stare continually in one direction, ...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

For my cult (J.K.)

Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of an amateur. Familiarize yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims, and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexp...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

MOre Evil Overlordness

If the heroes give me a chance to surrender or flee, i'll take itThe recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the headNever allow myself to be provoked into...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

84 things ill do wen im an Evil Overlord

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.My noble sworn enemy whose throne I usurped will b...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

51 more things ill do wen im an Evil Overlord

I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountabl...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

GAME OVER CATHOLIC CHURCH

through my own thourough, careful and meticulus research, i have come to a conclusion that all who posess the Ark of the Covenantlose every battle they fight HENCE proving my theory that it is God who...
Posted by {Tan [eet-ah]} on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST