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Joe

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About Me


I love the self glorification of the "about me" section.

I'm a tremendous voyeur and love people watching.

I'm in love with the shape, color, texture and scent of sunflowers.

I'll rule the world one day, or at least I'll rule my reality.

I'm a bit of a degenerate gambler, or at least that is what most people label me with their eyes.

Used Book Spines, Argyle Socks, Broken Clocks, Dried Up Fountain Pens, Perfectly Shuffled Poker Chips, these things always seem to slow me down.

I buy a hardbox of Camel Wides and smoke the pack over the course of a year.

I've been called a Jack of all Trades and as much as I like that, being master of nothing does have its drawbacks.

My brain shuts off for 13 hours out of every year. These moments are usually when disaster strikes.

My Interests

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The Spider To My Wasp

My Blog

Check It Out

Two new offerings on the websites. Everything is going along swimmingly so far. There will be a couple new posts as well from the other two sites in the coming days. Stay Tuned!New Photo Gallery At Fs...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:37:00 GMT

It Is Finished...

I told you fuckers not to underestimate me. Granted it took longer than I was hoping, but it's all done. Finished. Completed. All set and just getting started!I've been working for the past few months...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:19:00 GMT

Final Touches

I know I said Memorial Day or bust, well what's another 7 days right? In all seriousness, everything is pretty much ready to go I just have to put a few finishing touches on a few different things, am...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 00:40:00 GMT

An update of sorts

It's a fresh new month.I said I wasn't going to fail this time, or at least I was attempting not to fail and it's looking like I'll be able to cross my own finish line a step ahead of that pesky Hare....
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 21:47:00 GMT

Sweet, Tart, and you're gonna love it!

Gary Loveman says that if you think you have a problem, get help, we'll try not to fleece you and steal your car while you are spending your last $20 on a toothless blow job from that washed up mid 40...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:31:00 GMT

Oh sweet misery, what have you done for me lately?

It's hard to just sit here and type while I keep getting interrupted by the constant buzzing of a poker game that demands my attention, but it's annoying little chatter helps break up the pounding o...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:51:00 GMT

It’s the first big snowstorm and tradition rules

I don't know what to say, it's simply a gift. I promised my most western of friends that I would update him on my whereabouts in the near future and that was about 4 weeks ago. It's more than late, b...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:37:00 GMT

You can’t always get what you don’t want.

I have so much to fill ths space with, but sadly I can't keep the clicks of the computer keys quiet enough to completely give justice to anything I could possibly say. Just know everything that passes...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:57:00 GMT

Its been decided

It's much easier to follow yourself when there is written record of your efforts. It's the basis for why we write everything down in a non-creative manner. It gives life, it gives purpose, it gives an...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Its all been done before

You've heard this song and dance before, it's been a while, hi, welcome back...I've been avoiding this moment all night long, I've been distracted by anything and everything I could get my little paws...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:17:00 GMT