Mr. Brandon profile picture

Mr. Brandon

A pull n peel twizzler is like a stupid twizzler you cant drink out of!

About Me

I am a 40 y/o aumish priest looking for some hot little chick to party down with. also i am a devout heterosexual. I dont really know what else to write about me that wont be covered in the rest of this profile. but if i miss something just send me a message
Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I like to play a lot of sports and watch a lot of football. I'm a huge Tennessee Volunteers and San Francisco 49ers fan. Born and raised for the most part in TN. I'm into Jiu Jitsu also. I love to laugh and love making people laugh. Making people feel good makes me feel good, maybe thats why i am a professional firefighter. I've became addicted to myspace. girls catch my attention... hmmm what else am i interested in?
Which UFC Fighter are you ?

 
Chuck Liddell
You are Chuck Liddell.. You are mean and nasty your a true fighter who brings it to the table and you take the fight to them. You are a champion.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

I'd like to meet:

good girls, bad girls, nice girls, naughty girls, sweet girls, not mean girls, shy girls, wild girls, fun girls, dirty girls. if i left u out write me if you are one of these chicks. add me to your friends list

Music:

I mainly listen to rock music. But I do have a country station and christian station programmed on my cd player. I, like everyone should, listen to Nirvana and rage against the machine. hhmm i dont know the names to any songs or bands i like, so i cant write them.. and that makes it really hard to download songs illegally for my cpu.

Movies:

TALLEDEGA NIGHTS!!! Man i like different kinds of movies. Action and Comedy the most. Cant pass up a good football movie. Its hard to explain what other kind of movies i like, Oh yeah Porn. j/k. I only watch movies with people.. cuz otherwise they suck.
Jesus What a Hot Chick - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Television:

Family guy is the best, i have them all on dvd. love the simpsons too. and monday night football.. rescue me, ufc and pride fighting, over there is awesome, american dad, comedy central presents. anything funny, NFL live, Nfl total access... hmm other than that i dont watch tv. just funny shows history channel and sportscenter

Books:

so far in this point of my profile, im getting tired of typing. who reads books? well me occasionally, if its been recommended. the bourne series is good, a land remembered, vertical run.. but mainly i read fitness and football magazines.. i have a subscription to Sanfrancisco illustrated and mens health.. and porn (is that considered reading

Heroes:

the Lord... nuff said

My Blog

more firefighter poems

CREATION OF A FIREFIGHTERWhen the Lord was creating fire fighters, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the L...
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

im in fort myers

TO WHOME IT MAY CONCERN:      I have moved to Fort Myers in account for the long drive I will face on my journey for a higher education.  I am happy and sad that I have moved....
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST

miracle

let me start from the beginning, The other day i was talking to my LT. on my cell phone while i was cleaning swimming pools. Even though i was cleaning swimming pools (pool boy) this is not the start ...
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

So you think u know everything?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.A "...
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

v-day screening (chicks only)

i figured since valentines day was coming up, and i dont have a chick, that this year, i would screen chicks that way i dont accidently get a stupid chick.so i made a list of characteristics of the pe...
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:31:00 PST

I WISH YOU COULD SEE

~ I WISH YOU COULD SEE ~~I wish you could see the sadness of a business man as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only too find their house and belongings damaged or lost...
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

OMG im mad

Man i just spent like 10 minutes writing a very long blog. I made it perfect. it was going to be my very first blog. it had humor, emotion, tragedy... everything a great blog would have. then i decide...
Posted by Mr. Brandon on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:00:00 PST