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~^~Stacy! Are you mental?!?~^~

About Me

I really like cereal and sweet potatoes. I also prefer to pee in the wild rather than in a public restroom at night, especially during those long walks home. I really dont like Hulk Hogan or Toby Keith; or most of their fans, for that matter. I like when phrases begin with "your mom..." sixty percent of the time, it gets me everytime. I have a really dirty mouth and I dont even mean to half the time. I get really excited when I see a Geico commercial. Welp, you pretty much know me inside and out, now, just from that.

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Music:

Classic Rock (makes good drinking music), Rap (sometimes), country (all the time), techno (when I'm getting ready to go out!), and stuff like G. Love, Jack Johnson, Citizen Cope, etc...

Movies:

Wayne's World = best movie of all time. Followed closely by almost anything Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, or Owen Wilson is in...

Television:

PLANET EARTH!!! Southpark, Family Guy, and The Simpsons are also on my list.

Books:

Reading is Cool.

Heroes:

People who dress up in costumes and throw parties.... oh, wait....thats us

My Blog

The way to a woman's heart...in these simple steps!

I had to borrow this from Ash, I think its really funny! Admit it, girls, its just about time we give up those expectations!   1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." Thi...
Posted by BENNY on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

To borrow a quote from Carrie Bradshaw:

"When did we stop celebrating people's life choices, and start qualifying them?"    ...
Posted by BENNY on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

Drunk Dialing Etiquette...with edits to match! Its like an accessory!

Body: The Rules of Drunk Dialing1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't ...
Posted by BENNY on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

THE Photo Album! Beauties with booties

We took the bus to Denver from Boulder...why did a thirty minute drive take a fucking HOUR??? It was fun, though, with our little cape cods in the back of the bus! God Bless the inventor of the flask....
Posted by BENNY on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

Meet the Fockers

Family photos from Mothers Day...meet my crazy and fantastic family! Never a day without drama... My dad and me (My dad gets so much funnier with age...) our family my big sister and me My nephew G...
Posted by BENNY on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:26:00 PST

PICS FROM THE RIO...we were a bunch of drunks and it was bueno.

I found some old pics...well not so old, they're only from Steamboat...but they were too funny not to post! We all know that me the Rio = Trouble!     I dont know that my face has ever bee...
Posted by BENNY on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:55:00 PST

Photo Album...Naughty and Nice

I thought I'd post a few photos from days past... LETS START WITH CABO.... We met the guys with the penthouse at our hotel...they bought us some drinks and here is the aftermath of that yes, this is ...
Posted by BENNY on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:09:00 PST

Cuties

  Look what I found, Beth, me, and Alicia...awww look, I was a brunette!
Posted by BENNY on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

OH, I had my beer goggles on!

Here are some pics (only the ones I took on my phone!) from Brooke's 21st. Can you say pub-crawl? When I get other pics from the girls I will post them, but until then, you get to see how I was showin...
Posted by BENNY on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:11:00 PST

Spring Break...warming up for girls gone wild!

Okay, here are a couple. Not posting many because they are SOOOO big and I am too lazy to resize everything. Ummm, this guy was like the love of my life on the trip. He liked taking muff divers...to b...
Posted by BENNY on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:08:00 PST