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Jacob jahn

About Me

*****Dear Giuseppe,Crossing the Mexican Border I begin to wonder if ignoring your legal advice was a good idea. My $20, 0000 room service charges at five nameless Saudi Hotels have left me a skeleton of the man I was. My ties to the Middle East have proven to be the downfall in what was to be the end all be all of my embarrassing career. Partying on the Gaza strip can take a giant toll on a 19-year old tank captain/entrepreneur. The embassy has denied my citizenship and the suitcase I am carrying into South America could have me stuck in Tijuana jail, drinking donkey sweat and eating used condoms for the rest of my short life. I will try to contact you but my fate is unsure. If I do make it to Guadalajara my prayers will be answered and your legal advice will no longer be necessary.Your longtime friend and clientDr. Evan Jacobsen

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hot, young males with attitude.

My Blog

Hate.

So i just got a bulletin about fuck this and fuck that. I couldnt really relate. Like fuck miniskirts or fuck your mom or fuck school. The only one I could down with was the emo kids one. I was bus...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:24:00 GMT

i wanna go home

sorry to all the smart people who listened to my show on thursday and double sorry to the people who called in. after the rip was taken by the "silent smoker" if forgot to hang up on the mixer. so p...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:03:00 GMT

yours truly

Duck Vec is your God. Bow down to Professor Vec.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:40:00 GMT

Oh my god!

Hey you slaves. I freaking made to the land of myspace and i can officially say that my life is over. So much fun. Anyhow if you want to check out my reggae show it goes on thursday nights from 7-9...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:43:00 GMT