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Claw Saq Maq

I'll make my own colleague from wood and from ivory and reap the rewards of proximity. I'll assemble

About Me

I like cheeseburgers, horror movies, going to see local music, my dog Bean, my peeps and my bed! I'm just very simple like that! I'm a HUGE music lover, all types...even country...OLD country, if it sounds good then I like it except for bullshit music about ho's, money, cars, etc. I can't stand most modern mainstream music either! Anything that sounds too "cookie cutter" I just write off and don't even give it a chance...so fuck you Mtv for keeping the Generation Cookie Cutter flowing! Oh and I DESPISE Mtv if you can't tell...for the obvious reasons...just look around you! Anyways, you listen to what you want, I don't judge....wait, yes I do! If you use the words "psyched" or "stoked" then I probably hate you!

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My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Gibby Haynes, Robert Deniro, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Roger Waters, Jenna Jameson, Nikki Benz, G.W.Bush (to slap his silly little hick face), David Gilmore, George A. Romero, Wes Craven, Terentino!!!

Music:



Movies:

HORROR!!!!

Television:

Heroes, My Name Is Earl, The Office, RENO 911! & Tru TV!

Books:

Photoshop for Dummies, Chiuahuah's for Dummies, Guitar Repair and Modifications, The Orion Mystery, anything else on Ancient Egypt, Biographies on Serial Killers! I can't get into fiction books!

Heroes:

My Mom, Grandmother & Dad (RIP)!

My Blog

Trendy Little Fucks

..TR>   ....haha, you people are freakin' idiots! Getting all dressed up in your trendy little clothes and fixin' you trendy little hair-do's so you can go to your trendy little clubs with all y...
Posted by Claw Saq Maq on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:43:00 PST

Resigning From Colossick!

I have decided to leave Colossick due to personal and creative differences and have no hard feelings towards the rest of the band or crew. This is a decision I have battled with for the past 6 months ...
Posted by Claw Saq Maq on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

2 Reasons You Should LOVE Clutch! Warning: Only for the open minded!

CLUTCH - ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON PLANET Then against my better judgment I went walking out that door. I smiled at one person then I nodded to three more. One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him, "Wh...
Posted by Claw Saq Maq on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

My Thoughts On Cali Exactly

ænema " tool Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreaks Here in this hope...
Posted by Claw Saq Maq on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:38:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg R.I.P.

mitch hedberg r.i.p. r.i.p. mitch. I ripped this off from a friends blog! * Because of [dropping] acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.* I bought a do...
Posted by Claw Saq Maq on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:32:00 PST