Waiting

Well, I first became interested in body building when I was in the circus and met the world's strongest woman. How did I come to work in a circus you ask? Well, it's a funny story. Basically, when I was 16, and my parents realized that I wasn't going to grow any taller than I was (3'3") they decided that they would try to protect me from the cruelness in the world. So, a month before my Sweet 17 birthday bash at Chuckie Cheese, they announced I was going to be sent somewhere that no one would ever make fun of me. They said that the nice man with the moustache and top hat said he would take good care of me and treat me like his own child. Well, I think he lied to my parents about the making fun part, and if they had only seen how he treated his own children... well, I wouldn't be writing this today! Anyways, after 3 years in the circus, I ran away to be with my one true love, Ginormo, the 9 foot man. I truely believed that as long as we were together, our differences wouldn't matter. Well, I was sorely mistaken, and eventually, he said I was too smart for him and he was leaving. Oh, the heartache! In my pain, I turned to working at a junk yard, crushing cans and other metal objects. All of that hard work made me stronger than ever before, and I thought of my hero, Barbella, the worlds strongest woman, and I started the long journey towards earning that title myself. I am not quite there, but one day....