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About Me

I would tell you ever detail of my life right now but I forgot most of it. I have better things to do then to remember ever fact of my life!! I'm not going to write a tell of book and sell out my friends with stories of shenanigans!!! How dare you think I'm a rat. I should slap you in the teeth right now, but I digress.I think the human race is in a transitional period between animal and higher life form. Right now were in the middle struggling with ancient instincts and modern thoughts intertwined with orgasms and canned cheese. But never fear!! The human race has plenty of hope! So much hope in fact that its the majority of the two dynamics of the race. It involves hot women ( more women then men, look it up ), baby oil, 1986 Halloween costumes, and a dental chair. You may ask " why the hell would that have anything to do with the hope of the human race!!?!? And I answer to you.......With all that does it really matter?

My Blog

Christmas

I don't celebrate Christmas anymore. Not that I don't want to mind you, but because I married into a family that doesn't celebrate any holidays and my family is in another state. I remember Christmas...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:28:00 GMT

The first writtens of Epicism

The creator of Epicism was Epic indeed. For it would make little sense for the creator to be anything but Epic. He stood among many others in his wake. For he was not the only man in the world. The cr...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:29:00 GMT

The Six Tenets of Epicism

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Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:28:00 GMT

Prop 8 and Epic WTF

I try to keep quiet about what I vote, and I try to be respectful of others beliefs and choices. I never like to bring someone down because they disagree with me, that's just not right.But when people...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:41:00 GMT

Computers are fun

I come home today, nice and normal like, and my computer is not turning on!!!Obviously this is a big problem. I mean how can a mere human such as myself function without a computer! I'll tell you how,...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:13:00 GMT

An Open Letter To Windows

Dear Windows Vista: I didn't want to tell you this in person, because I thought it might be too complicated, and might take too long. After all, we've been together for a long time, almost ten years a...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Geek Joke

Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In add...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:53:00 GMT