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michael [is the best in texas]

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About Me

My name is Michael, I am 18 years old. I was born in hot springs Arkansas on may 22nd 1988. I graduated from lakeside High school on may 21st 2006. Past that I don't know what to say. I am an avid paintballer and shooting enthusiast. You call me a gun nut and i'll fucking shoot you. I am a military history buff, as well as a gamer. My musical interests change more than my clothes.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4width="425" height="350" .... Which Metalocalypse character are you?
SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF-"Taller than a tree"Lead guitarist of the incredible band DETHKLOK; Fastest and tallest guitarest alive. Second sexiest member of the band. You're from Sweden, and have a hard time with english grammar, and, like Toki, add random s's at the end of your words sometimes. You can't read music, and blame it on "music dyslexia." You don't like Danish people, and you refer to things you hate as "Dildos." You're attracted to 'MILFs, GMILFs, and soon-to-be-MILFs,' and claim to have slept with over 500 women.One of your great quotes is:"This is I believes called Food Libraries'"
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My Interests

Paintball (not my lifestyle but an interest) Military history, alot of shit really.

Music:

ask me next week.

Movies:

THREE FUCKING HUNDRED tears of the sun, goonies, Indian Jones and the Raider of the lost arc(I could watch the nazi melting scene all day), The evil dead, Army of darkness, Spaceballs, Robotjox, Donnie Darko, Blazing Saddles, Goodfellas, The punisher, Boondock Saints (I love movies where people kill others for a reason haha), Pulp Fiction, Resevoir dogs, Jarhead,star wars 4-6 not that new shit, push,

Television:

Future Weapons, Mail Call, Family Guy, Metalapocolypse, Robot Chicken. Any thing on the military channel except wings over the world. I know I am a military buff.

Books:

Shadow Warriors: A history of the U.S. Army Rangers, Jarhead, Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, Rainbow Six, Gates of fire, Chasing Ghosts, any thing military related.