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Split Shaft Steve

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About Me

Cómo Están Bitches!

They call me Gooch, and they won't stop.
But i'm not overly fussed...

The Big THUMBS UP to: Drums, True Friends, Chicken Chokin, Music, Food, Games, Movies, Pubs, Drink.

In detail?

Drums: 7 years, versatile, love to learn new styles
Bishop Bashin: All the damn time
Music: Death Metal & Psytrance are current favourites
Food: Cheesy Beans on Toast / Italian
Games: 32-bit motro! Abes Oddysee / Pandemonium / Smackdown 2
Movies: Pulp Fucking Fiction
Pubs: Turtle
Drink: Wife Beater

The Big THUMBS DOWN: Clothes hangers, emos, stock rotation wasters, drugs.

Why? Because they are all extremely fucking gay.I also love old school wrestling (late 80's - 2000)

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My Interests

DRRuumming, metal, dance, crotch grabs, steak w/bbq sauce, o.a.p's, sweaty metal women at metal shows, putting cleaning signs in pub toilet doorways and jeering ar folk stepping over them. Laughing harder when they fall over them. Food, TV, music, metal, animation, gay.

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I'd like to meet:

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Jim Carrey

Samuel L. Jackson

Music:

"Heavy metal is not the sort of music that you should listen to. It is a form of music that radically degrades the white culture and will make us less likely to do well in school (and more likely to end up in prison or on drugs). It weakens the white family by marginalizing moral issues and family values. Good music isn't about anger and aggression, and that's not what white music has ever really been about up until things started falling apart."

...The words of an arsehole..?

Movies:



Television:

"Right, I'm going to the shops. D'you want anything?"

"Porn."

"Tim, I'm not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else."

"I can't, I'm an adult. I'm supposed to leave it there."

Books:

"This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And Beats high mountain down."

Heroes:

Claire

Roberto Concina.

Dime

My Blog

Uni shizzle

For anyone thats interested... London Metropolitan - Computer Animation -- ConditionalPortsmouth - Computer Animation -- ConditionalSalford - Computer Games Design -- ConditionalStaffordshire - Animat...
Posted by Gooch on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

CHILI PEPS!

Chili's tomorrow...throw away your television and come to madjeski to watch them! Out of all the places around the world, they come to Reading!....hope i'm right on time to get on top and fi...
Posted by Gooch on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST