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The Great Berah

I Hate Everyone

About Me

Ummmm I like to sit around on my ass alot, make fun of people(like you) act like a scumbag pretty normal shit, anything that gets me in to hell faster thanks for asking dick. I also have what you might call a slight sports problem. I dont bet on them or anything but i sure as hell watch a lot of them. I'm working on that its a process!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Berry
Birthday: 6/24/81
Birthplace: Pottsville
Current Location: Minersville
Eye Color: Hazel??
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3 &3/4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Ukranian
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes
Your Weakness: Lack Of Self Control, Big Mouth
Your Fears: Dying Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: BACON!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Write a killer record
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: !!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who Is That???
Your Best Physical Feature: C$#K
Your Bedtime: LOL
Your Most Missed Memory: Peaceful Sleep
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: what the fuck kind of a ? is that
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Guers
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: let me check
Do you Swear: shit that reminds me.....FUCK
Do you Sing: thank me later
Do you Shower Daily: 2 to 3 times
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: ok
Do you want to get Married: mabey
Do you belive in yourself: mabey
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no im a guy
Are you a Health Freak: when it counts
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: sort of
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: r u on the pot
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: love the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont like alot of sweets
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: sort of
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: souls
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: not like it implies
Ever been Beaten up: no, plenty of offers though
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: strippers and booze
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a scumbag....wait
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: a sain chick
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: n/p
Weight: no fat chicks need apply
Best Clothing Style: none please
Number of Drugs I have taken: 14987146549871198719766541657
Number of CDs I own: that r mine?
Number of Piercings: none at the moment
Number of Tattoos: 0...one coming soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i really fucked up a good thing once
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My Interests

not alot really....i like to watch t.v. and movies....listen to music....sometimes i entertain the thought of playing music....alot more when i was younger, not so much anymore. I like to drive around and listen to music....when ever im stressed out i like to drive. I watch alot of sports...football, basketball, hockey, baseball, anything but soccer(ewwww). My cats they fuckin rule, greatest cats ever!!! Ones mellow ones a skitizoid Wow thats about it, i'm pretty boring. I guess i need to get some hobbies. Since footballs over and the Sixers and Flyers fuckin blow im gonna have a long ass winter!!! Phillies start up in a few weeks and then 3 Philly teams can suck at the same time...Yeah.

I'd like to meet:

Alot of people primarly any decently famous musician or pro athlete or coach. Steven Hawkins, George W. Bush(smack his redneck,vacation takin' ass upside the head, put him in a shed cause hes a tool)Bill or Hillary Clinton, Michale Moore, Kevin Smith, Neil Fallon, Roger Waters, Bonzo!!!!!(greatest drummer ever) and any chick with fake boobs

Music:

All time favorites.....Zepplin, Floyd, Jane's Addiction, Blind Melon, CLUTCH, Nirvana, Tool, Lords of Acid, Pearl Jam, Helmet, STP, R.L. Burnside, Portishead, The Chemical Bros., Tom Petty, Sublime, Bob Marley. New Stuff.....The Racoutores, WolfMother, FallOutBoy, PANIC!@theDisco, Mastadon, Nas, TheMullets, The Killers, The Secret Machines, The Mars Volta. Lots of older stuff....The Who, Sabbath,Alman Bros. stuff like that. I Also like rap too.....50, Wu Tang, Jay-z, Biggie, Red Man, Method Man. I like alot of music, too much to name, i do know that country sucks!!!!! I can't understand a style of music that encourges there artists to sing out of key. I just cant grasp that concept. Also American Idol SUCKS!!!!! Bunch of fake ass, cookie cutter, no song writing sons of bitches!! Fuckin' Fucks!!

Movies:

I'll watch ANYTHING at least once! Give it a try. If I like i like it, if not i'll usually finish watching it so i never have to see that piece of crap again, then call the studio to get my 2hrs back. I do have a soft spot for Sci-Fi like Star Wars and stuff like that.....but a good movie is a good movie is a good movie reguardless what is about, and Porn....everyone likes porn, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY...if you dont like porn you go to church too much.

Television:

I watch alot of bad t.v. Reality shows, and the like and i flip around alot! Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Entourage, Deadwood, Sports Center.

Books:

Anything with pictures!!!

Heroes:

Anyone who makes more money than i do cause thats whats really important in life