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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jim
Birthday: A sad day
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: dark place
Eye Color: mold green
Hair Color: looks like straw
Height: Clown size
Right Handed or Left Handed: looking foward to getting claws
Your Heritage: very poor genitic makeup
The Shoes You Wore Today: do slippers count?
Your Weakness: construction workers and body paint in that order
Your Fears: having a stroke while masturbaiting to beastiality tape I have
Your Perfect Pizza: two words....NEAL TOPPPING!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meeting Gordon Gekko
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ( )
Thoughts First Waking Up: lets get physical
Your Best Physical Feature: my creepy mouth
Your Bedtime: 5 minutes after ejaculation
Your Most Missed Memory: reality
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' Wine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wine
Single or Group Dates: I like to just lurk and act creepy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wine
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate with Wine
Cappuccino or Coffee: Wine
Do you Smoke: only if he's on top
Do you Swear: yes, I frequently tell people to ......"buzz off......" and ......"go jump in a lake......"
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: mon-fri for sure
Do you want to go to College: I didn't so I did
Do you want to get Married: keep you pants on ladies
Do you belive in yourself: YES ....and Bigfoot
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: do you find, creepy, overweight, weirdo's, with almost no talent attractive. if so YES!
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha..
Do you get along with your Parents: always telling them the abortion could have been an option
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure, remindes me of pain of childhood
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: umm
In the past month have you Smoked: he wasnt on top
In the past month have you been on : x, smack, pow, meth, that blue stuff you put combs in
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes i watched her from afar ...she didnt catch me ..later I "dated" her at home alone in bed
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I get great material there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but ate a box of rasin bran as an experiment...it worked
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: iI like sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: do lineups count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the tub.. I like to snorkle
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only one man's heart....(sigh)
Ever been Drunk: onetime I was so drunk I thought the Care Bears were with me
Ever been called a Tease: yes by tiramisu
Ever been Beaten up: yes slowly every day by life
Ever Shoplifted: yes. crab ointment...you just cant buy that!
How do you want to Die: skin failure...then raped
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when will that happen?
What country would you most like to Visit: persia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: as long as the carpet matches the drapes who cares?
Height: with hooker heels
Weight: below that of a volkswagon
Number of I have taken: Ive taken many things...blade should be the final take
Number of CDs I own: they still make them?...makes me look like hillbilly
Number of Piercings: one thru the heart...love is a mysterious fig
Number of Tattoos: I have a tatoo of a pixie on my tounge
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 6 things
.. .. .. Entourage - Best of Ari Gold

Add to My Profile | More VideosPeople seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.....I went to my H.S. reunion ...that was something....I was home schooled .....I want to open up a maternity shop and call it WERE SCREWED....I like to go to the Olive Garden by myself on Saturday nights and have the waiter sing the Happy Birthday song to me...and just sit there and cry....I think that sign in neighborhoods that says SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING ...is so mean( ZG RULES)....Iam interested in fourth grade math. Iam devoted to keeping the dollar strong and viable as the benchmark of currency in the western world, I also care for Applejacks a great deal