MAC

My name is Marissa and I am from the Valley of Cali. I am an amazing interpretive dancer and cow bellist. I cackle instead of laugh. Shit brown is my favorite color. I love naps but get grouchy when awoken prematurely from one. I want to bring back fanny packs, sandals with socks, foam visors with the squiggle string, and the words Sike and Moded. I live off of cheez-its. I am terrified of butterflies. I hate elephant butts. I am getting fatter day by day. I would love to have a beer with Doc Holliday. If I was on Cash Cab I would go for double-or-nothing. I hate when I can feel my mouth getting raw from eating sunflower seeds but I just can't stop. I don't understand why people don't say Peanut Butter and Jam when they use Jam and not Jelly. I don't believe in boyfriends. I'm not important enough to have a private myspace. I hate when staples are parallel to the paper instead of at an angle. I do not eat white meat or vegetables. I am the stupidest smart person you will ever meet. My eyelashes are real. I think icing the kicker is a waste of a time out. I laugh at my own jokes. I am opinionated and outspoken, but never mean to anyone... I get used because I never say no. I don't have a jealous bone in my body and I never get upset. I will be the first to laugh and make fun of myself. People tend to think I'm weird at first, but then they just realize that I let it all out at once and don't hide any; while most people slowly let it out over time. I can't help but be an intense fan with my teams but I don't do anything half ass and I wear my heart on my sleeve. I love my family as weird as we may be and I miss my teammates (Kayelyn and Ashley and Coach Katie esp.) and traveling to the desolate places the Big Sky conference took us. Most of all I miss Stacey and can't wait until May when she comes back from Italy.