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Jo ♥'s the Lakers

I am here for Friends

About Me


Warning: If I don't know you, please, spare yourself the humiliation and me the irritation, and do not use that handy "add to friends" link to send me a friend request.I will not accept you as a friend, now or ever numb nuts. Do not send me messages saying "Hey Cutie, wanna be my friend?" Hell no I don't wanna be your friend you filthy creep! This is MySpace not a dive bar with sticky floors and toothless waitresses.I'm not here to "hook up".No,I'm not concieted, just over losers who almost never look like themselves "in real life" in their pics trying to "holla" (wearing your hat 15 different ways in your pics only convinces me that you're trying to disguise something, Elephant Man).I'm not here to make new friends, I already have plenty,so do me a favor and go throw yourself in front of a freight train.
Thank you, and have a TERRIFIC DAY!:)
With all that being said, here are a few quick fun facts about yours truly!
1. I'm a Diehard fan.
2.I'm fiercely loyal to my family and friends, so don't eff with them!
or I'll be coming, and I'm bringing hell with me! :)
3.I am a hardcore Linkin Park fan
4. I'm a smartass that can, if so inclined, keep you chuckling all night
5.I can drink you under the table.. so don't be jealous tough guy!.
6.From ages 3-7 I had a Texas accent.
7.I think the right amount of tats can make even the ugliest dude hot
8. And last, but certainly not least..
More Details about me: I was born In San Jose, and raised ALL OVER Cali. But my heart belongs in The OC.
I'm a single mom to 2 beautiful little girls, sister to 7 brothers and 2 sisters, cousin, niece, aunt and friend to many. I lost my husband of 8 and a half years, Daniel(met him 7th grade, fell in love with him when I was in 10th)

who was, and still is the love of my life and the best father in the world to my Kareena and Krystal,in a fatal car accident on August 12, 2005.That was the day my heart was shattered into a million pieces and now I'm just trying to pick up the pieces and give my girls the life they deserve, just like he would have wanted me to.
What Jovanna means
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

My Interests



Look at my handsome Godson!

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I'd like to meet:



Music:

R&B (Keith Sweat,Beyonce,Usher (I LOVE all his albums) Mariah Carey,Maxwell,Alicia Keys etc.,rap (Jay-z IS my all time favorite!))Mos Def is effin awesome,Ludacris,I absolutely adore Pharrell,Snoop,Alkaholiks, 2Pac, DJ Quik,Eminem and Sugafree), Rock (Linkin Park, No Doubt,Sublime,Rage Against the Machine, Flyleaf,and Nirvana)old school (Prince,Rick James,Marvin Gaye,Earth, Wind, and Fire, and Michael Jackson's 1st album) a little Pop (Gwen Stefani, I HEART Justin Timberlake)and I'm a sucka for a tight beat so I adore all Dr.Dre and Timbaland's music.

Movies:

The Notebook,Freeway, Resevoir Dogs, Seven, Mean Girls, Anchorman,Sixteen Candles, Gia,Knocked Up,Boyz N the Hood, Election, The Craft,The Toy, Shallow Hal,Super Bad, Final Destination 1,Forest Gump, How High,The Sixth Sense, 10 Things I hate about you, Drop Dead Fred,The Outsiders, Garden State,Wedding Crashers,Bedazzled,Van Wilder,Dirty Love, The Sweetest Thing,Kill Bill 1 & 2, Trading Places,Grandma's Boy, Slums of Beverly Hills, Booty Call,The Last American Virgin,Blade 1 and 3,Senseless, Valley Girl,Elf,Love Stinks,300, The Hot Chick,Better off Dead, Just one of the guys,Clueless,Joe Dirt, Never Been Kissed, Goodfellas,Girl Interrupted,Erin Brocovich,The Sandlot, Me, Myself and Irene, Just Married, Riding in Cars with Boys,The Devil Wears

Television:

NBA anything! If there's a game on, I'm watching it! Besides that, I like 2 and a Half Men,Girls Next Door, Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Scrubs,American Idol,Sex & The City, House,The Hills, Oz was my all time favorite series Law and Order SVU, Without a Trace, and any kind of forensic science show. And re-runs of the old school shows like Roseanne and Three's Company.

Heroes:

My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

My Blog

BoreDumb!

So, I'm pretty effin bored. All you lucky ass mofo's got your drink on while watching the Super Bowl *sigh* I have sick children so I was with them all day watching a Ghosthunters marathon. ...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

I am a label whore

I never was one for labels but Sweet Jesus do I love my Juicy Couture perfume! It smells like I would imagine heaven to smell like. I just got my Juicy purse today, and I never thought I would be sayi...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST

Lately...

It's been a while since I've blogged so here's a small update. Life is pretty crazy lately, I feel like I haven't had a moments peace. Work is hectic, my social life is pretty active,every weekend I h...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

Tag!

The first player of this game starts with the "8 weird or random things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 8 weird habits/things as well as state this ru...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

Bootylicious

Their is something so disturbing about a 60 year old woman wearing a shirt that says "Bootylicious". For the love of God why??? Can someone tell me WHY an old woman  would sport a shirt like this...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

Dancing Queen

I am soooooo tired. This weekend has been OFF THE HOOK! Friday night I took my uncle out to a bar, he's new to the OC so he asked me to take him where he can listen to some music and have a drink. I d...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

Geez

I wish I could stop being such a bitch. Someone keeps talking to me about a trip they recently took and I am not showing interest at all yet, they are still going on and on and on. They still con...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST

Drama Queen

You mothers out there that only have sons, thank your lucky stars. Girls are DRAMA! My older daughter isn't too bad. She's more of a wise cracking miniature 50 year old woman. She's very consientious....
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:46:00 PST

Grrrrr

I cannot believe what I just heard on the news. I'm disgusted. It seems that Richard Thompson of Nebraska molested a 12 year old girl. He only got sentenced to 10 years of probation. Guess why he got ...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:46:00 PST

Feliz Dia De Los Madres

So Mother's Day is tomorrow. I have mixed feelings about it. I mean every year I've been a mother I had D.J. as my husband. It feels strange. His mom is very sad. It sucks their's nothing I can d...
Posted by Jo e's the Lakers on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:23:00 PST