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D.I.L.F.

I am a D.I.L.F.

About Me

Very tired, Very busy, and way too grown up. Who'd a thunk it? Fiyah GFX Myspace Backgrounds
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Dale F*&^%^% Junior....

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And the new addition is...

A baby girl.  Its official, Jason (or Lumbergh for those of you who really know) is gonna be a daddy to a healthy little girl as of september.  No where near picking a name yet but we shall ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 20:31:00 GMT

Fetishes.....

Its official, I have a full blown vampire fetish.  I watched underworld, the first one and thought kate beckinsale was hot in that one.  Then I saw the Second one and just about got a full o...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 19:49:00 GMT

Time for me to grow up...

I was out drinking last night and got really really really F&^C up and I had committments I was supposed to uphold in the morning.  I was supposed to be at the go kart shop by 9am at the late...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 18:31:00 GMT

Sevendust....

I just want to say sevendust fucking ROCKS.  Face to face might be one of the best songs ever.  I kinda wannna go kick the shit out of some one when im listening to it.  I know you...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 22:20:00 GMT

Thomas "I ruin everything cuz i want to" Chan

Thomas Chan or "atari" or "the best kid ever" is crraazzzyyyy.  Everyone is having a good fun time when he convinces a kid to tape together like 8 bottle rockets.  The kid is like real appre...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:17:00 GMT

Parents...

You know what really grinds my gears? My parents.  Still give me shit about gettin F&^%$# up when I go out with my friends.  They say I need to grow up.  So I go out and get my own ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:22:00 GMT

My gut

I got a gut.  It took me 23  years to earn this gut.  If you dont like it, F*&^ you im still good in bed.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 18:33:00 GMT