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Joshua.

wolfbiker, bitch.

About Me

Made up of 65 - 90% H2O, 206 skeletal bones and an ass that won’t quit. Proud Husband and Father. Self proclaimed Photographer and graphic design enthusiast. Movie Geek. President of the Brad Pitt fan club and supporter of all things Drew Barrymore. Sports fanatic. Closet Timberlake fan. Peanut butter addict. Democrat, Energetic couch potato. Agnostic, Internet junkie.. My name is Joshua Smith... and my glass if half full.

My Interests

I'm a family man, so I spend most of my time with my girls. I love cutting the grass, not sure why. I collect dvd movies and have started collecting movie posters. I regularly have a camera attached to my hand. I Love going to smaller concerts, but festivals are not my thing. I enjoy working out, but have trouble gearing up for it. I text my friends while I'm pooping. I like forcing my daughter to experience my old favorite kid movies (Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka, Aladdin, etc).

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Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, At the Drive-in, Atreyu, Audioslave, Black Lab, Black Light Burns, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blindside, Bullet for My Valentine, Bush, Candlebox, Chevelle, Cold, Coldplay, Deftones, Eric Clapton, Evergreen Terrace, Faith No More, Filter, Foo Fighters, Guns N Roses, Haste the Day, Hopesfall, Incubus, Jay-Z, Jewel, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, Justin Timberlake, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Live, Lo-Pro, Low Sunday, Marilyn Manson, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Metallica, Midnight Radio Sessions, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Norma Jean, Oasis, Orgy, Our Lady Peace, Ozzy, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Perfect Nothing, Pink Floyd, Poison the Well, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Resurface, San Seraph, Seether, Sevendust, Shun, Silverchair, Smashing Pumpkins, Snot, Sound Garden, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Temple of the Dog, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Trigger Excuse, The Used, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Thursday, Tool, Tori Amos, Tupac Shakur, U2, Ultraspank, Unkle, West of Steve....

Movies:

12 Monkeys, 25th Hour, 40-year-old Virgin, A League of Their Own, A River Runs Through It, Airheads, Almost Famous, Alpha Dog, American Beauty, American History X, American Psycho, Anchorman, Any Given Sunday, Austin Powers, Back to the Future, Batman, Batman Begins, Beetle Juice, Big Trouble in Little China, Billy Madison, Bio-Dome, Black Snake Moan, Blood Diamond, Boiler Room, Braveheart, Bring it On, Can't Hardly Wait, Capote, Casino, Cast Away, Chasing Amy, Cidade de Deus ['City of God'], Cinderella Man, Clerks, Closer, Clueless, Collateral, Colors, Coming to America, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Constantine, Crash, Cruel Intentions, Death Proof, Dogma, Domino, Dreamcatcher, Drop Dead Fred, Dumb & Dumber, E.T., Eastern Promises, Edward Scissorhands, El Laberinto del fauno ['Pans Labrynth'], Elf, Empire Records, Encino Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything is Illuminated, Face/Off, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Field of Dreams, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Forest Gump, Four Brothers, Friday, Friday Night Lights, Full Metal Jacket, Gangs of New York, Girl Interrupted, Gladiator, Goodfellas, Green Street Hooligans, Hackers, Happy Endings, Hard Candy, Heat, High Fidelity, Hostage, I Robot, Ice Age, Identity, Interview with the Vampire, IT, Jackie Brown, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Johnny Suede, Kill Bill, Knocked Up, K-Pax, L.A. Confidential, Legends of the Fall, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Monsters, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings, Lords of Dogtown, Mallrats, Man On Fire, Man on the Moon, Matchstick Men, Maverick, Mean Girls, Meet Joe Black, Men In Black, Misery, Mona Lisa Smile, Monster, Monster's Ball, Monsters Inc., Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Mystic River, Natural Born Killers, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Pay it Forward, Pet Cemetary, Planet Terror, Platoon, Pleasantville, Point Break, Poltergeist, Primal Fear, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Red Dragon, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Riding in Cars with Boys, Road To Perdition, Road Trip, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Rocky 1-6, Romeo + Juliet, Ronin, Rounders, Rudy, Saved, Saving Private Ryan, School Ties, Scream, Scrooged, Se7en, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Sleepers, Snatch., Spaceballs, Spanglish, Spiderman, Spies Like Us, Spy Game, Stand by Me, Star Wars 1-6, Stay, Step Mom, Stranger than Fiction, Super Troopers, Superbad, Swordfish, Syrianna, The Amityville Horror, The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The Aviator, The Basketball Diaries, The Beach, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Breakfast Club, The Butterfly Effect, The Cable Guy, The Cell, The Departed, The Devil's Own, The Emperors New Groove, The Excorcism of Emily Rose, The Family Man, The Fifth Element, The Goonies, The Green Mile, The Grudge, The Illusionist, The Island, The Karate Kid, The Last Boyscout, The Last King of Scotland, The Last Samurai, The Lion King, The Lost Boys, The Machinist, The Matrix, The Mexican, The Money Pit, The Mummy Returns, The Neverending Story, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Notebook, The Number 23, The Others, The Passion of the Christ, The Patriot, The Professional, The Ring, The Rules of Attraction, The Sandlot, The Score, The Shawshank Redemption, The Sixth Sense, The Stand, The Toy, The Usual Suspects, The Village, The Wizard of Oz, Thelma and Louise, Titanic, Toy Story, Traffic, Trainspotting, Transformers, Troy, True Romance, Unbreakable, Walk the Line, We Were Soldiers, What Women Want, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Winter Passing, X-Men, Young Guns... and many more.

Television:

First and fore-most, The Shield... as it is the best thing to hit TV since the antena. Others = Lost, Nip/Tuck, House, The Office, Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, Friends, Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman, Grounded for Life, The Wonder Years, Family Guy, Simpsons, Lots of stupid reality TV like Hell's Kitchen, The Gauntlet, Beauty and the Geek.....

Books:

I'm not a big reader. However, I have subscriptions to the following magazines: ESPN, Sporting News and Game Informer.

Heroes:

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: -My dad for teaching me how to be a great father. -My mom for showing me that you can pull yourself out of any hole, no matter how deep. -My big sister for always being there for me. -My wife for making my life 3 million times better than I could have ever thought. -Dikk for showing me that art can emerge from any medium. -Damien for being the definition of a brother and best friend. -Ashley for keeping her head up, despite all that life has thrown at her. -Greg for teaching me to believe in myself and to not be afraid of any obstacle. -Jason for showing me what dedication really is.

My Blog

Things that make me laugh

Things that make me laugh: In no particular order   1. When my daughter speaks to me like she's an adult.  For instance, today Morgan and I went to the park after work.  We played for a...
Posted by Joshua. on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:57:00 PST

Amy and I got bored... haha.

Amy and I got bored... haha. lockheeds http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1113260705 ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  hubners http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=...
Posted by Joshua. on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

Tag.. Im it?

Tag.. I'm it? Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.  People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their 8 random facts, preceded by these rules.At the ...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST

Movie Geek: My DVD Collection

This is a list of my growing movie collection.  It's over 300 titles.  Enjoy. 12 Monkeys  (1995 - Drama / Sci-Fi / Thriller - Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe)21 grams ...
Posted by Joshua. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

Let me clear my throat....

Okay.  I need to take a moment to get some crap off of my chest...   Up until recently, Mondays for Josh were a little easier to deal with than in the past.  After an emotionally and p...
Posted by Joshua. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Myspace Lawsuit

Men make plea deal in MySpace case LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Two New York men accused of trying to extort $150,000 from MySpace.com by developing code that tracked visitors pleaded no contest Mo...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST

Drama on Puckett Lane

On a typical night, in a typical neighborhood, during a typical dog walk, craziness occurred.    My whole neighborhood at the moment is mud, with the exception of a few snowy patches. ...
Posted by Joshua. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

Romeo & Juliet?

Prehistoric lovers found locked in eternal embrace ROME, Italy (AP) -- It could be humanity's oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked...
Posted by Joshua. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

Toddler guilt.

Watch out& Them 3-year-olds will break your heart...   On a typical night, Amy, Morgan and I have a bedtime ritual.  After her bath, Morgan picks out her jammies and we help her get ready ...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

Mid-Twenty Meltdown

Have you ever woke up and wondered& "Where's my life going?"  I mean... growing up, I always envisioned that once out of high school I would go to college and then follow up with an amazing job.&...
Posted by Joshua. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST