D is for Dani

I’m Dani Mehas. I’m not your typical person, I might even change your life in fact. I’m unpredictable. I’m a really non-judgmental person. I guarantee anything I can make you laugh. I’m usually the person to break the ice. If there’s an awkward silence, Ill make a really loud, obnoxious, random noise to completely ruin the awkwardness. I can’t multitask worth crap. I’m the strangest person you’ll ever meet. I will always have something to say. I have a phenomenal vocabulary, you’ll learn to love it. I don’t care about your reputation, and your ego doesn’t impress me. I’m Independent, I’m my own person, and I am NOT here to satisfy anyone. I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you. My favorite food is Chinese chicken salad, and taco bell. I find females quite irritating. All we do most of the time is complain about our weight and wish that our tits were bigger. I tease people a lot, but I don’t mean it in a bad way, so don’t take offense, it just means that I consider you a friend. I’m really nice. I’m really intelligent, but I make a lot of bad decisions. I know when I’m wrong, but I hate to admit it, so if you get an apology from me, cherish it, because it means that I really respect you. I make a shit load of mistakes, but hey… I learned from all of them. Karma really kicks your ass, I tell yah. I’m finally learning to accept myself, which is great. I’m quite a handful, I must say. Get to know me, I assure you I’ll make your day.a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank""I'm here, this is me and whether you like it or not, it got your attention."- christina aguilera“In order to be irreplaceable, One Must Always Be Different - CoCo Chanel”“The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.” –Paris Hilton