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I'm so jdm I'll spend $1500 to get my car converted to RHD and get it impounded because the shop cut the vin in the middle and I forgot to take my usdm vin off before I sold my black oem dash on craigslist to an owner of a white cx., Another $2100 on a USDM B18C swap put a red valve cover on it for another $150 bucks B16 intake manifold for another $150 and call it a JDM ITR, I'll buy a parking pole for god knows how much on ebay and still put it on the left front corner, i'll rock 14 inch rims with 70 series tires just cause they're mugen, drive while listening to the theme music from tokyo drift, rock jdm plates that say EG6 and and argue with the cop giving me a ticket saying, "But it is an EG6, I swear it is. Look at my squash air freshener occifer." So JDM I have a rhd and my turn signal lever is on the left side of my steering column, I wear Purple BAPE and clocks like flava flav, So JDM I jock my amber corners. I got a japanese girlfriend that only wears plad skirts with knee high fish nets and pig tails and always sucks on a lollipop and rocks platform boots throwin up the peace sign in every pic she takes and when we have sex she always wants me to tie her up with rope, I never miss a japanese heritage festival, collect anime, I think fucked up camber helps me drift a FWD, I wore wabake to school, I have city lights in my headlights and think it's the shit even tho my headlights are oxidized like a 2000 accord, my clock light is amber, my climate control is white, my dash has white gauges but i bought them from APC and they are still in MPH and are indiglo at night FTW. So JDM I asked what Integra model came with an LS Vtec? (Found that is someones sig, funny as hell) I did all this and I still got 5th place at the last J's Gathering got pissed off, riced out my civic because I really liked rice and only did the JDM thing cause I didn't wanna get clowned on Hater Tech, after ricing out my civic it gets stolen and the only thing the thieves take is my squash air freshener, and my combat kit and the turbo that stuck out of my hood for air velocity FTW, I'm so JDM I rock driver badges to let ppl know i'm a new driver or an old ass driver and stay away cause my RHD wasn't made for the U.S and I might hit you on a two lane highway, my Japanese girlfriend hated on my ride so I dumped her ass and now I jack off with my left hand, I know what the DK Japan really stands for, Don't Know Japan, I wear tight ass jeans purple shoes pink hats blue windbreakers and I look like I was a crackhead character in final fantasy, I have Koi tatoo's all over my body, I slapped an Import model for denting my hood, I have 2 12inch JL W7 in my trunk but cant listen to it cause there is cupholders where my radio is suppose to go and the JDM center console hasn't arrived from ebay yet and it's been 3 and a half weeks, When I first bought my hatch it was teal so I painted it white, I rocked rotas then saw a shirt from JDM EGO that said friends don't let friends roll rotas so i sold my rotas to a 18 year old on craigslist for 500 and told him they were rare and made in an Island in the Pacific near asia, I was talkin about the Philippines but he assumed Japan pwned, I've been searching day and night for a licence plate frame from JDMEgo that says I heart Haters because I am one and I hella wanna fit in at Hater Tech, I have holes in my rear bumper because it reduces drag, I have a Megan C-Pillar bar and tell people it's Mugen's little sister, I buy parts that I can't afford because the HOTM has them on his car, I bitch about gas prices even though I get 406 miles to a full tank thats only 11.8 gallons, Last time I got a ticket it was for driving too slow on the street cause there were teenagers chillen at a bus stop and I wanted to stunt even though i'm 27, I have a samarai sword in my trunk instead of a small gun, I have a password JDM sticker on my car right next to my APC, Weapon R and WEKSOS one, I stopped buying Greddy because their parts cost alot due to quality instead of costing alot due to shipping from Japan, I have no idea what honda primo is but I still have the windshield banner, I have powder coated green 95 GsR Fat Fives and tried to sell them for $500 cause it was JDM, I spent 11 grand on a RHD CRX because the ad said it was a real SiR and found out it was stolen from Canada, I have side markers yellow fog lights and power folding mirrors on my car but they don't work cause I don't know how to wire them up so I ask for help on this forum and get the info and still can't do it, Hello Kitty is my co-Pilot, I hang toys off my tow hooks, My brakes cost more than my whole car, my seats cost more than my whole car, my neighbors hate me cause VTAK+Test Pipe+N1 muffler minus resonator with crimple bent tubing sound hella fresh yo, I have a big ass timex clock on my dash cause I can't afford an autometer, my exhaust tip is 2 feet wide, my ex girlfriends relatives from japan came to visit looked at my car and said "Oh this car belong in junkyard", I have dreams of owning a purple Lexus with 20 X 11 inch rims (5 of those being lip)slammed 5 inches with 5 degrees negative camber with exhaust pipes that come up like a harley davidson chopper so I can say i'm a VIP, When I have a family my toyota sienna will have picnic table attached to the front bumper rollin on karaope spinners and lambo doors and 8 exhaust pipes that come out of the hood and don't work, my initial d collection is off the hook and I have the RC cars to prove it and last but not least I'm so JDM after these last two posts I will have about 30 or so people hatin on me in this forum.If you can't take a joke then you should take the spoiler off your hood and them wide ass fenders when you have stock steelies, your neons don't match and neither does your paint and bondo is for filling in dents you just can't get right with a hammer not for turning your hatch into a spaceship, rice was meant to eat not drive, your girlfriend hates your rims cause the guy she is cheatin on you with has the exact same ones on his Integra and he talks about them more than you do except his are cleaner and his tires match.OWNED!!